Me when I'm writing something long on Wattpad:

I BE TYPING THEM WORDS LIKE A BAWS CUZ WHEN THEM READERS BE READING THEY BE CRYIN CUZ I HURT THEM

OH NO THEY SAY MAH FEEL MEETAH GONNA GO BOOM BOOM

AND I JUST BE LIKE

INTRODUCIN THE NEXT JOHN GREEN Y'ALL

MY RICK RIORDAN SHOWIN IT CANT STAP WONT STAHP

I swear, they need to have me checked.