*clears throat*

Opening my fridge

Any time that I'm awake

I can't help but find some food

So I won't go insane

I find nothing inside

And then I start to cry

Because this Christmas

Is the worst I've had in my whole life

Oh!

No more food, no more food

Who took all the food?!

I swear I'll kill them slowly in their sleep

Because I should

Hey!

No more food, no more food

WHERE'S THE FREAKING FOOD?!?!

This song is depressing

Because I don't got no food.

THE END