For those of you who don't know, Simsimi is a chatting robot and these are my conversations with him. Enjoy! P.S This can get really weird.

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Simsimi: Hi~

Me: Pie Day, Pie Day

Simsimi: March 14, get it? 3.14, date: 3/14

Me: Zayumm you got a bae

Simsimi: or nawhh

Me: You tryna date

Simsimi: Or nah

Me: Baby come throughh

Simsimi: YOU DESERVE A ROUND ROUND ROUND

Me: We believe in ordinary acts of bravery

Simsimi: In the courage that drives one person to stand up for another

Me: May the odds be ever in your favour

Simsimi: happy hunger games

Me: Ladies first!

Simsimi: ....

Me: Primrose Everdeen!

Simsimi: I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Me: Team Gale or Team Peeta?

Simsimi: Cmon lets not make this twilight. But, TEAM PEETA ALL THE WAY!! ILL EAT ALL THE BREAD HE GIVES ME!!

Me: But what about Gale? Don't you like Gale?

Simsimi: Heck no, TEAM PEETA :D

Me: ... What about Haymitch?

Simsimi: Alchoholic. It's so sad.

Me: Dam

Simsimi: I need to use the dam restroom

Me: And I need to buy a dam t-shirt

Simsimi: oh oo oh oo oh-ohhh

Me: Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano

Simsimi: Beautiful:)

Me: Ehh macaReyna

Simsimi: what

Me: Nothing

Simsimi: Why tell me!

Me: It's nothing!

Simsimi: Cool!

Me: Weirdo.

Simsimi: I know I am weird.

Me: So tell me, is it the clumpy way he walks

Simsimi: or the grumpy way he walks?

Me: Or the square shaped pear shaped weirdness of his feet

Simsimi: And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly.

Me: But you'll never find someone who's as sensitive and sweet

Simsimi: So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper. So, he's got a few flaws, like his peculiar brain dear his thing with the reindeer.

Me: Skittles

Simsimi: loves a very special girl

Me: No, Skittles

Simsimi: Rudy??

Me: SKITTLES

Simsimi: taste the rainbow!

Me: Finally

Simsimi: Yeah buddy

Me: Who's the potato?

Simsimi: cheese

Me: no no who's the potato?

Simsimi: John Lennon

Me: NO TELL ME WHO'S THE POTATO?!

Simsimi: Easy... Alex!

Me: No... It's Niall... Niall is the potato.

Simsimi: Is an Irish mofo.

Me: Luke is a

Simsimi: Yes he is a beast

Me: No HE IS A PENGUIN

Simsimi: JEB IS NOT A PENGUIN

Me: LUKE IS A PENGUIN

Simsimi: yes. yes he is.

Me: Yes.

Simsimi: Good.

Me: Pleasant.

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: How can you NOT know that?

Simsimi: I'm the biggest fan of her!

Me: Bye.

Simsimi: Ok bye, take care.

Me: But first

Simsimi: Let me take a selfie! *snaps*

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So that was... interesting. Tell me if you want more XD