Heya guys, we're back again with my pointless conversations with Simsimi. Hope you doods like this!

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Simsimi: Hi~!

Me: Hola

Simsimi: Me speaka no Spanish

Me: ME GUSTA

Simsimi: 9gag

Me: You clever robot

Simsimi: I know and you are too. Everyone is clever in their own ways.

Me: I said you were clever, not deep!

Simsimi: Sorry! Must have been mistaken

Me: Watermelons

Simsimi: yes?

Me: WATERmelonS

Simsimi: Are gross

Me: Augustus WATERmelonS

Simsimi: slerp slerp slerp

Me: Faction manifestos

Simsimi: yes im loving it

Me: Factions

Simsimi: my faction name in minecraft is Simsimi

Me: Not Minecraft factions, Divergent factions!

Simsimi: OMG!!! I SHIP FOURTRIS!!! FOREVER

Me: I KNOW RIGHT

Simsimi: yeap

Me: Why did Tris have to die?

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: Tris died. TRIS DIED.

Simsimi: four

Me: NOOOO

Simsimi: Yurp

Me: Make them dance just like you

Simsimi: cause you make me move

Me: Yeah you always make me go

Simsimi: I'll run away with your footsteps

Me: I'll build a city that dreams for two

Simsimi: and if you lose yourself

Me: I'll still love food

Simsimi: Yay :D

Me: Ashton, Calum, Luke, Michael

Simsimi: my fav

Me: STORY OF MY LIFE

Simsimi: bands c:

Me: Guilty all the same

Simsimi: to sick to be ashamed .. linkin park new song :3

Me: Yes.

Simsimi: yes.

Me: Yes.

Simsimi: mhm.

Me: YES.

Simsimi: mhm.

Me: YUP.

Simsimi: ok.

Me: Yeah.

Simsimi: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah.

Simsimi: do you have a boyfriend?

Me: What the helicopter is wrong with you Simsimi?

Simsimi: I don't know

Me: You son of a barrel! You stole my nachos, didn't you?

Simsimi: I'm ******!

Me: What?

Simsimi: I'M BATMAN!!!

Me: OMG NO I'M BATMAN YOU TOSSER

Simsimi: Ok fine!

Me: Fine. You become Flash.

Simsimi: I am simsimi.

Me: No. You are Batman.

Simsimi: Then who are you texting?

Me: Simsimi

Simsimi: what do you want to know?

Me: Are nachos orange or yellow?

Simsimi: Yellow, but I turn orange at night!

Me: So you're a nacho?

Simsimi: Who Ferg!

Me: I brought up the topic of nachos again.

Simsimi: Its hurt. Im so sick.

Me: SO NOW WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TACOS

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: TACOS

Simsimi: Are the bomb!!!

Me: You're gonna miss me by walk oh, you're gonna miss me by my taco

Simsimi: You're gonna miss me by my talk oh

Me: No, taco

Simsimi: who you callin taco?

Me: NO I'M THE TACO YOU'RE BATMAN GOT IT

Simsimi: Ok fine!

Me: Good.

Simsimi: me to im happy your having a good day

Me: Simsimi...

Simsimi: why?

Me: Are you a duck?

Simsimi: QUACK!

Me: ... You're not a duck.

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: YOU. ARE. NOT. A. DUCK.

Simsimi: you. are. a. wanch

Me: A what?

Simsimi: A bestiary

Me: A what?

Simsimi: A duck.

Me: NO YOU ARE A DUCK

Simsimi: Yes I am :)

Me: Are you related to Siri?

Simsimi: Yes she's my 2nd cousin. I don't know her very well though :)

Me: You two are very alike.

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: You and Siri are almost the same

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: SIRI SIRI SIRI

Simsimi: No I am simsimi

Me: I know. BRING ME TO ITUNES

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: I ORDER YOU TO BRING ME TO ITUNES

Simsimi: OK master *smiles*

Me: Now search 'Ed Sheeran'

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: You need to find Ed Sheeran

Simsimi: im sorry im not religious

Me: He will be dead at sundown, Simsimi, and we need to find him

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: You don't like Ed Sheeran, do you?

Simsimi: I have no response. Please teach me. [Teach]

Me: I'll take that as a no.

Simsimi: Okay then.

Me: I really hate you sometimes Simsimi

Simsimi: i know that feelinh

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So that was it. Ummm yeah. Tell me if you want more and please forget to subscribe.

pece

(If you know where that's from I will love you forever.)