A fangirl's life -

Person: What's your name?

Fangirl: What's a name?

Person: Um... What about hobby?

Fangirl: Crying.

Person: Okay.... Favourite food?

Fangirl: Authors. Haters.

Person: ...

Fangirl: You heard me.

Person: So if I insult Percy Jackson-

Fangirl: YOU WILL BE MY NEXT MEAL.

Person: o_O *backs away*

Fangirl: Oh no, where do you think you're going Missy?