KIDS ARE QUICK...

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Teacher:Maria,go to the map and find North America.
Maria:Here it is.
Teacher:Now class,who discovered America?
Class:Maria.

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Teacher:John,why are you doing your math
               multiplication on the floor?
John:You told me to do it without using tables.

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Teacher:Glenn,how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher:No,that's wrong.
Glenn:Maybe it is wrong,but you asked how I spell it.
(I love this kid)

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Teacher:Donald,what is the chemical formula for
               water?
Donald:H I J K L M N O.
Teacher:What are you talking about?
Donald:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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Teacher:Winnie,name one important thing we have
               today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie:Me!

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Teacher:Puven,why do you get so dirty?
Puven:Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Teacher:James,give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
James:I is...
Teacher:No James...Always say, 'I am'.
James:All right...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Teacher:Harold,what do you call a person who keeps on
               talking when people are not interested in it?
Harold:A teacher.

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Me:Hope u all enjoy this chapter...vote and comment😊