I hate it when you are sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM.
A human giraffe is sitting in front of you.

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               Little Johny had A Confusion

Little Johny walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady,'Why is your stomach
so big?'She replied,' I'm having a baby...'

With big eyes,he asked,'Is the baby in your stomach?'
She answered,'He sure is'

Then the little boy,with a puzzled look,he asked,'Is it a good baby?'She said,'Oh,yes.It's a real good baby'

With an even more suprised and shocked look,he asked
                    'Then why did you eat him?'