Sarab: Never underestimate a girl with good morals and leather combat boots.

Sarab: I'm about to slap someone to Jordan and leave them to starve to death in the desert. Don't test me.

Sarab: Scott, get outta here before I slap your sorry ass to Jordan and leave you to starve to death in the desert.

Sarab (about Andrea and Andreas Von Strucker): Oh, well look who we have here! It's Wreck-It-Ralph and Fix-It-Felix!

Sarab: What glows in the dark and speaks Spanish? Ezperanza Madison Barnes!

Sarab: How many Maddie's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! SHE IS THE LIGHTBULB!

Sarab: What's Maddie's favorite song? You Are My Sunshine!

Sarab: If I yell something in Arabic, don't ask what it means.

Sarab: Adhhab khunuq ealaa alkaeka! '(Go choke on a cookie!' in Arabic)

Raven: What!?

Sarab: Nothing!

Sarab: [takes on a team of Sentinals using nothing but her witt and physical skills]

Clarice: Sarab!? What happened!? Are you okay!?

Sarab: Oh, I'm great. These agents aren't though. [looks at them and sighs] Clean up, on aisle three! Someone ordered a can of whoop-ass and I delivered it. [cringes and steps over the unconscious agents]

Sarab: [in the middle of fighting several Sentinal Service agents, unbenownst to anyone at the Mutant Underground that she's gone]

Kurt: [calls Sarab]

Sarab: [slides under a table and looks at her watch to see the nickname 'Tremor' and a contact photo of Kurt giving Sarab a surprise kiss on the cheek]

Sarab: [sighs] You've got to be kidding me. [answers the call as agents start shooting bullets at the table]

Kurt: Hello, Shatzi!

Sarab: Hi, Rouhi! [chuckles nervously as she kicks an agent from behind]

Kurt: Just vanted to call and say hey! I miss you!

Sarab: Miss me? I've only been gone for fifteen minutes. [rolls out from under the table and starts punching another agent]

Kurt: Really? Feels more like five hours.

Sarab: Ha ha ha. [uses her powers on an agent]

Kurt: I really do miss you. I feel like ve haven't been spending enough time together. Like we're.... drifting apart.

Sarab: What!? Why do you say that? [punches an agent in the back of the head]

Kurt: I don't know. Polaris has been training us separately and....ve haven't really been spending that much time together the past few weeks. At least in my eyes.

Sarab: [does a tornado kick and knocks an agent out] We're fine, Kurt. Trust me. Listen, I have to go now.

Kurt: Oh no. It's not fine. [cries slightly] I knew it! I screwed up! You don't want to see me anymore!

Sarab: What!? No! I- [gets cutt off as an agent wraps his arms around her neck]

Kurt: Oh my God. Are you crying? Did I make you cry!? [cries harder] I AM A TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND!

Sarab: [knees the agent in his private area] No, no, no! It's not you! I'm not breaking up with you!

Kurt: [stops crying and sniffles] You're not?

Sarab: Of course not! [punches another agent]

Kurt: [sighs in relief] Oh thank God. You have no idea how happy that makes me. Anyway, I read in a book that vhen couples first get together, they should do everything together. So, vhat are you doing now?

Sarab: Uh... [back-kicks an agent] Exercising! At...the.... Mutant.... Exercise....Center.

Kurt: There's a mutant exercise center?

Sarab: Oh yeah! [head-locks an agent] It's great for mutants. And exercising.

Kurt: Vhere is it?

Sarab: Where is it? Uh.... [karate chops an agent on the back of the neck] Over the rainbow!

Kurt: Huh?

Sarab: Nothing. [gets thrown back by a blast from the Hounds]

Kurt: Vhat was zat?

Sarab: [pops back up] The exercising is getting really......intense. [uses her powers again]

Kurt: Oh, okay. I'll leave you to it then. I love you so much, Princess! You are my love! The light of my life! I miss you!

Sarab: [ducks a swing from an agent]. Yeah, yeah, whatever, bye. [hangs up and keeps fighting]

Raven and Sarab's conversation after Sarab tends to Kurt's wounds from a mission, making out with him in the process:

Raven: [worried] How's Kurt?

Sarab: Hot.

Raven: With fever!?

Sarab: [keeps a blank face] No.

A mutant hater while fighting Sarab: You fight like a girl!

Sarab, after whooping his butt and showing him that girl bosses do exist and that she is one herself all without using her powers: Damn right I do. Thank you for the compliment.

Sarab: [walks around the Underground nervously] This mission is serious! We need to get in and get out before we- [sees Scott shirtless in the training room] HOLY MOTHER OF A JORDANIAN CAMEL, I'm blind now.

[Five minutes of Sarab's distinct chortle]

Sarab: Miss Marvel is my icon.

Jean: Who's Miss Marvel?

Sarab: A Muslim superhero!

Jean: That's so cool!

Sarab: Yeah! She even has her own comic book series! Someone named Stan Lee created the company she's a part of.

Jean: What company might that be?

Sarab: Marvel, I think. I saw something about the X-Men in one of his books, too.

Logan: What!?

Jean: No way.

Logan: Everything that I know is a lie.

Sarab: Calm down. It's not like he created us or something. Pfft! That would be ridiculous.