Poseidon has updated his status

I've got news, Hermes has confessed to Elle that he has a big crush on her. So now they have a date tomorrow night 🥳 with Hermes and Elle Jackson

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Apollo: Finally!

Percy Jackson: finally! She just told me of her date.

Sally Jackson: I knew for a while with how she spoke about him. I just don't want him to hurt her Poseidon.

Poseidon: he wouldn't, I will drown him in his own palace with Taylor Swift blank space blaring out loud.

Hades: Why blank space?

Poseidon: because Taylor Swift is an amazing singer and son writer.

Hermes: I promise you Poseidon and Sally Jackson, I will not hurt your daughter.

Poseidon: good little fly.

Elle Jackson: gee dad announce it to the world and he not a fly.... Why is he a fly?

Poseidon: because he got wings and flys really fast... I can never kill them horrible tiny monster's. Why I don't come to earth much. I spend time with the fish.

Amphitrite: so that is why the fish is complaining. You been telling them weird fish jokes.

Poseidon: who else was I supposed to tell the jokes too?

Zeus: me? I will listen to your jokes.

Poseidon: I'll come and tell you my jokes. But Hermes I mean it, I will drown you if you hurt my daughter.

Hermes: yes sir