They then threw up the poo 💩 · · The poo came to life and began to chant Dan's diss track · · Dan screamed "WOAH THATS IT IM DONE PHILIP GET THE HAMSTER AND LET'S GO!!!" · · Phil smiled and laughed at dans attitude.
"Yo, only if you get to buy the hamster this time!" · · Dan laughed "Of course, if you name it of course." · · Phil named it Butthole, that's what it was in for. · · · The little hamster squeaked as it heard that, cause it can read minds · · And he read dans mind and saw a sexy scene with phil involved --- Phan is realll · · The hamster told Phil about reading Dan's mind and Phil blushed deeply · · Then wonders why the hamster can talk · · But put that thought to the back of his mind because well hamsters obviously can talk · · phil wanted to make the hamster sing · · The hamster screamed as dan approached it😱 · · Phil pulled dan back. Dan leave the hamster alone · · "But I want the hampster" Dan replied. · · "No, you'll end up losing it in the mess of your room." Phil says sternly, dan scoffing. · · " but the hamster is black like my soul, it fits with my ascetic." Dan said · · "Will you even look after it?" Phil scoffed, smirking; "remember Suki?" · · "Suki was different than the rest," Dan retorted. · · "But please Dan! I..I promise I won't loose it!" Phil pleaded · · · "F-fine. But we can't let our landlord know." He mumbled. "If you wanted, I'll.. take care of him." · ·