Chiron updated his status: Attention demigods! Our camp scribe has brought in questions from curious mortals about camp and the people here, to be answered by any demigods. Question 1: What was your most embarrassing moment?

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Piper McLean: I would say mine was when I realized I had entirely fake memories

Nico di Angelo: there are probably worse moments which I'm not going to mention, but I'm not real fond of the story where I got stuck in a casino for decades

Frank Zhang: Definitely the time I got stuck as a poodle for three days

Hazel Levesque: I keep telling you that was adorable!

Frank Zhang: It's only adorable when you're not the one who has to crap in the yard

Jason Grace: most embarrassing? Most painful? Most terrifying? It's all the same for me: when you made me make out with Drew while playing truth or dare

Clarisse LaRue: I know Percy's most embarrassing moment

Clarisse LaRue: His life

Annabeth Jackson: I see why you're known for your intelligence

Percy Jackson: I actually know your most embarrassing moment

Percy Jackson: that time they chose you over me to go on that quest because they thought you were actually worthy, but I had to save you anyways

Leo Valdez: Well this isn't my most embarrassing moment because for once there's a fire starting and IT ISN'T MY FAULT

Chiron: Demigods, these answers are going to reflect on me as a camp leader.

Leo Valdez: I guess we know what your most embarrassing moment is

Percy Jackson: >.<

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Chiron updated his status: Please, more serious answers. Question 2: Have you ever read the "Harry Potter" series, and what are your thoughts on it?

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Nico di Angelo: That was my obsession before Mythomagic

Nico di Angelo: The mythology came true, so I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter

Travis Stoll: Oh I already got mine a while ago

Connor Stoll: Same here

Annabeth Jackson: Really.

Travis Stoll: Do you recall a certain pair of mischievous twins in the series?

Connor Stoll: It's really not difficult to dye one's hair red

Travis Stoll: We also have a snobby brother who betrayed the family honor

Luke Castellan: Kindly recall we have Internet down here

Travis Stoll: Oh I know ;)

Thalia Grace: Then why'd you have to bring it up?

Travis Stoll: I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good ;)

Luke Castellan: So you think I would be Percy

Percy Jackson: I'm afraid that would be a dishonor to the name

Percy Jackson: Not that I'd want to be Percy. Let's be honest, I'd be Harry

Annabeth Jackson: Does that mean I'm Ginny?

Leo Valdez: Smart and bookish?

Leo Valdez: You've gotta be Hermione

Annabeth Jackson: So who's Ron?

Connor Stoll: Well he'd have to be our brother, and even tho we decided he was Percy, our only brother present right now is Luke...

Annabeth Jackson: What are you suggesting

Percy Jackson: What are you suggesting

Luke Castellan: What are you suggesting ;)

Annabeth Jackson: Why the winky face

Percy Jackson: YEAH WHY THE WINKY FACE

Percy Jackson: ANSWER ME NOW I COMMAND YOU

Luke Castellan: ;)

Percy Jackson: IMPERIO

Luke Castellan: ;)

Percy Jackson: ITS NOT WORKING

Percy Jackson: WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN A WIZARD INSTEAD

Percy Jackson: AVADA KEDAVRA

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Connor Stoll: Mischief

Travis Stoll: Managed

Connor Stoll: ;)

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Leo Valdez updated his status: What I learned from the previous discussion: adding a winky face to almost any sentence makes it sound suggestive. Just try it ;)

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Connor Stoll: Travis does weird stuff at night ;)

Travis Stoll: Connor makes special brownies ;)

Percy Jackson: You guys are trying too hard

Piper McLean: *You guys are trying too hard ;)

Percy Jackson: Oh whatever

Piper McLean: *Oh whatever ;)

Percy Jackson: I like donuts ;)

Percy Jackson: Wow it woks

Piper McLean: *Wow it works ;)

Leo Valdez: See I told you ;)

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Piper McLean: *Percy Jackson has logged off ;)

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Chiron updated his status: Question 3: What's a Thaluke?

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Annabeth Jackson: It's the couple name for Thalia and Luke

Thalia Grace: It's a rare and deadly beast found only in the depths of Tartarus

Annabeth Jackson: that works too

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Chiron updated his status: In that case, Question 4: What's your opinion on Thaluke? (I apologize for the personal question, but the mortals seem very intent on their ritual of "shipping")

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Percy Jackson: I'm all for it if it means Luke is taken

Annabeth Jackson: ^^^

Artemis: I'm all for it if Thalia doesn't value her life

Leo Valdez: I'm all for it because it sounds SPICY

Luke Castellan: I'm all for it because Thalia is hot

Thalia Grace: It's a rare and deadly beast found only in the depths of Tartarus

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Leo Valdez updated his status: Yo mama's so fat that when Atlas tried to carry her it was easier holding up the sky

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Connor Stoll: Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

Leo Valdez: Yo mama so fat even Kronos couldn't eat her

Travis Stoll: Yo mama so ugly she survived when she was pushed off a cliff because the ground didn't want to touch her

Leo Valdez: I believe you're thinking of my dad

Travis Stoll: -___-

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Chiron updated his status: Question 5: What are you up to in camp now? What projects are you working on?

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Connor Stoll: What have we been up to?

Travis Stoll: no good

Connor Stoll: We swear it

Annabeth Jackson: You already used that joke

Annabeth Jackson: As for me, redesigning Olympus takes up a lot of my time

Athena: At least one of you is doing something productive around here

Percy Jackson: Was that aimed at me?

Percy Jackson: I feel like that was aimed at me

Poseidon: My son has very important tasks, don't you, son?

Percy Jackson: Yeah, who else would eat all the blue food?

Poseidon: Son...

Percy Jackson: Well you know, I also train young demigods so that they can fulfill important quests and survive until adulthood but

Percy Jackson: that's only when I'm not eating blue food

Jason Grace: I've been working on training demigods, too, but as you know Piper and I are also getting married <3

Piper McLean: <3

Aphrodite: <3

Percy Jackson: Hey don't steal all the spotlight

Leo Valdez: I've been working on lots of projects ;)

Hazel Levesque: Enough with the winky faces already

Frank Zhang: Yeah what have you actually been doing?

Leo Valdez: Recently I've been fixing up Festus the dragon

Leo Valdez: He has a lot more technological capabilities now, and I actually think he's starting to get a mind of his own

Piper McLean: Wow really?

Percy Jackson, Hephaestus, and 145 others just became friends with Festus.

Leo Valdez: Really ;)

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So here's another chapter, sorry I haven't updated this in a while! My main priority has been Jiper's Child but I thought it would be fun to get this update out. All of the questions asked by Chiron (minus "what's a Thaluke") were submitted in the comments so thank you! And I apologize if I didn't get to everyone's.

Tell me what you think!

Evelyn