Lucy Heartphelia took a Personality Quiz~ Which Harry Potter Character are you? ...and got, You are Draco Malfoy!! You are in the house of Slytherin and you can be obnoxious at times, but also caring, and diligent. Your color is green, and your animal is a rat.
Lucy Heartphelia- THIS SUCKS!!!
Natsu Dragneel- BWAHAHA
Levy Mcgarden- It's okay Lu! I don't think you're anything like him! This test probably isn't accurate!

Levy Mcgarden took a Personality Quiz~ Which Harry Potter Character are You? ...and got... You are... Hermione Granger! you are in the house of Gryffindor, and you are a complete bookworm, intelligent, and generous! Your color is Red-Orange, and your animal is an Owl.
Gajeel Redfox- Nope...accurate
Lucy Heartphelia- NOOOO

Jellal Fernandes took a Personality Quiz~ Which Harry Potter Character are you? ... And got ... You are... Severus Snape! You are the headmaster of Slytherin and you are mysterious, direct, and secretly have an admirer. Your color is deep green, and your animal is a snake!
Jellal Fernandes- This is not my day
Mira- Jane Strauss- SECRET ADMIRER EEEEP! #33jerzababies
Erza Scarlet- You need a hobby

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Elf man Strauss is offline.

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Cana Alberona @FairyTail What pumped cheese in his Gullet?
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Makarov- Cana, give me that beer
Cana Alberona- I'm not drinking right now actually. I think something's wrong with Elfman
Makarov- WHAT DID YOU SAY
Cana Alberona- Well lately Elfmans been...
Makarov- NO I MEANT ABOUT THE FACT YOUR NOT DRINKING
Gray Fullbuster- This is so rare that I might be shedding a tear
Juvia Loxar- DONT CRY GRAY SAMA
Gildarts Clive- EVERYONE CLAP FOR THE NEW AND IMPROVED CANA
*Entire Fairy Tail guild and Lyon claps*

Cana Alberona @FairyTail Well Sake is on the way so don't get used to it. Anyway, Elfmans been down all morning. He keeps mentioning something about not being a real man.
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Mira Jane Strauss- Which one of you dipshits hurt my brother?
Erza Scarlet- Well, I did see Laxus talking to him this morning...?
Laxus Dreyer- Thanks a lot Erza. First Gildarts tried to kill me and now I'll have the she devil on my tail.
Mira Jane Strauss- LAXUS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Makarov Dreyer- Shall I dig a grave now or wait until his final moment?
Laxus Dreyer- WAIT MIRA, I can explain...

Laxus Dreyer @MiraJaneStrauss
Okay so I did talk to him this morning. He kept spewing that real man crap, about how only a real man can make a manly cooking meal, and I was so tired of it that I told him that if he was a real man than he should take a job where he doesn't mess up, and that he wasn't a real man, he was a real chump.
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Mira Jane Strauss is changing into her she devil form
Laxus Dreyer- MIRA WAIT
Makarov Dreyer- R.I.P.
Lisanna Strauss- Elfman's self esteem is going to be gone forever :(
Lucy Heartphelia- MIRA LET GO OF THAT BUTCHER KNIFE!!!

She Devil @LaxusDreyer where are you hiding??
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Lucy Heartphelia- Does anyone else find this weird? Laxus is stronger than Mira, isn't he?
Levy Mcgarden- He's still not recovered from his fight with Gildarts.
Gildarts Clive- No one, and I repeat, NO ONE, FUCKS MY DAUGHTER
Gray Fullbuster- Replace no one with everyone and there you go...
Gildarts Clive- INCLUDING YOU?
Gray Fullbuster- WHAT GOD NO
Gildarts Clive- WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?
Juvia Loxar- It means he's saving himself for Juvia :)

Gray Fullbuster has gone offline.

Gildarts Clive- THAT PUNK

Gildarts Clive has gone offline.

She Devil @LaxusDreyer COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE
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Laxus Dreyer- I'm currently in the south of Magnoia, near Oshibana Station.
Laxus Dreyer- SHIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO MOMMY
She Devil- Heh, be ready Dreyer.
Laxus Dreyer- I'm gonna die 😭
Makarov Dreyer- Wait... What mom?

Levy Mcgarden @LucyHeartphelia Did you see what happened?
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Lucy Heartphelia- Shh I'm watching it right now. Come to Oshibana.
Levy Mcgarden- I can't...ermm... I promised someone I'd meet up with them
Gajeel Redfox- Geheeee
Lucy Heartphelia- Okay, so Mira found Laxus, and right as she was going to strike...
Freed Justine- THE THUNDER LEGION APPEARED
Bixlow- What...Freed how even do you have time for Facebook Mira's running right for you
She Devil- Well now that freeds gone, does anyone else want to fight me??
Evergreen- NO MAM
Freed Justine- Laxus I'm sorry we had no chance against Mira ;((
Bixlow- WAIT MIRA. I've got an idea that might cheer Elfman up.
She Devil- I'm listening...
Bixlow- Evergreen could do it. We all know Elfman and evergreen have a thing.
Evergreen- WHAT?
She Devil- If you talk to Elfman, I won't kill Laxus. However, I'm still going to beat him up.
Evergreen- AAAGH...fine...

Laxus Dreyer @FairyTail Currently at the Hospital~ Can anyone reach my DS? It's on the table across from me
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Mira Jane Strauss- Get up and get it yourself, Dreyer Scum
Freed Justine- RIGHT AWAY!
Freed Justine- WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE BAB- I MEAN LAXUS
Bixlow- Control your hormones
Laxus Dreyer- Can you give me a back rub? Be sure to get my whole body.
Laxus Dreyer- Freed...
Laxus Dreyer- Freeeeeeed
Bixlow- Yeah one sec, Freed just passed out, he has this creepy smile on his face

Freed Justine, Evergreen, Bixlow and Laxus have joined the Thunder Cookies.

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Elfman Strauss is online.

Lisanna Strauss @ElfmanStrauss feeling better?
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Elfman Strauss- It's alright, I'd like to thank Evergreen for being the manliest man out there.
Evergreen- I'm not a man, I have tits
Elfman Strauss- She do.
Bixlow- Gross, get a room.
Laxus Dreyer- Elfman, I'm sorry for saying you weren't a real man. You are a real man.
Mira Jane Strauss- Laxus said that all by himself! He in no way had a claw millimeters deep in his throat ready to slice!
Elfman Strauss- Thank you guys ;) you are the best friends ever!