Sagittarius's status- It seems we have crossed over from the Spirit world into this..."Face Book."
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Lucy Heartphelia- Huh? How?
Cancer- The Celestial Spirit King got us some mad wifi...Ebi.

Aquarius @Everyoneexcepfformysmokinghotboyfriend - QUIET! MY PHONE KEEPS GOING OFF. DO YOU ALL WANT TO DIE?!
•Scorpio likes this post
Lucy Heartphelia- S-Sorry Ma'am!

Leo @LucyHeartphelia- You are the one I love. I cherish every moment with you like it were my last, will you accompany me on a date tonight love? ;)
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Natsu Dragneel- I SAW HER FIRST
Lucy Heartphelia- Loke... Natsu's my boyfriend... I'm sorry!!!
Leo- Ah! I'm crushed! Why is fate so cruel!
Lucy Heartphelia- I'm sure you'll find the girl for you someday!

Leo @LevyMcgarden -You are the one I love. I cherish every moment with you like it were my last, will you accompany me on a date tonight love? ;)
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Lucy Heartphelia- Really? The exact same writing?
Gajeel Redfox- HOLD IT. I'm dating shrimp here so you better back off before I club you.
Levy Mcgarden- Yeah I'm taken!

Leo @ErzaScarlet -You are the one I love. I cherish every moment with you like it were my last, will you accompany me on a date tonight love? ;)
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Jellal Fernandes- Now wa-
Erza Scarlet- I did not come to Facebook to get a date. I came to strengthen bonds with comrades in battles to come. I came to learn about slang and social media. So you're not allowed to try and "pick me up", as you call it. I'm flattered, but I'm okay with stabbing a sword through your throat.
Leo- ...
Jellal Fernandes- Do the throat stabbing thing.
Lucy Heartphelia- Loke, come on. Give it a rest.

Scorpio's status: WICKEEEED
•Aquarius likes this post

Lucy Heartphelia @Spirits  WHO DECIDED IT WAS OKAY TO BREAK THROUGH THE GATE AND STEAL MY COPY OF SORCERER WEEKLY
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Aries- Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry!
Lucy Heartphelia- Oh I didn't know it was you! I shouldn't have yelled. Please forgive me...?
Aries- Sorry!
Lucy Heartphelia- No it's fine!
Aries- Sorry!
Lucy Heartphelia- What
Aries- Sorry!
Lucy Heartphelia- Oml girl never mind.

Aries's status- Hehe... Works every time.
•5 likes
Lucy Heartphelia- HEY!

Natsu Dragneel @FairyTail Gray and I have been fooling around for three years everyone.
•Erza Scarlet likes this
Juvia Loxar- WHAT?!?
Gray Fullbuster- IT'S NOT TRUE. I'D NEVER!!
Lucy Heartphelia- Natsu why would you??
Gajeel Redfox- Are y'all serious. Ofc he's lying.
Natsu Dragneel @GajeelRedfox Are you jealous you weren't part of it??
Gajeel Redfox- What???!!?!?
Levy Mcgarden- What is going on??

Lucy Heartphelia @FairyTail I got a boob job when I was twelve.
•Cana Alberona likes this post
Gajeel Redfox- Called it.
Erza Scarlet- Does this mean what I think it means??? I HAVE THE BIGGEST REAL BOOBS IN FAIRY TAIL!!!
Juvia Loxar @ErzaScarlet You've got a lot of competition there Erza.
Evergreen- Damn Straight

Gray Fullbuster has changed his name to "Gay Fullbuster".
•13,000 Likes
Freed Justine- FINALLY! SOMEONE LIKE ME :)
Levy Mcgarden- Something's going on here...

Laxus Dreyer @FairyTail Makarov is not my real grandfather
•Makarov likes this post
Makarov- Suits me!

Elfman Strauss @FairyTail I'm not a real man...
•13 likes
Lisanna Strauss- Okay something's totally not right.
Levy Mcgarden- I think everyone may have been hacked!!!

Levy Mcgarden @FairyTail Guys listen up! There is a hacker among us! Watch out and take care of your accounts!
•67 likes
Gajeel Redfox- Heavy Metal sucks
Mira Jane Strauss- What's an OTP?
Erza Scarlet- Who needs cake??
Jellal Fernandes- I don't actually have a fiancé
Gildarts Clive- Check yourself before you wreck yourself!
Cana Alberona- I've decided to quit drinking.
Freed Justine- I'm straight.
Levy Mcgarden- THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!

Levy Mcgarden- That's it hacker, I specialize in script magic. I'm going to find who you are once and for all!!!!
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Levy Mcgarden is in bad bitch mode.
Bad bitch Levy- SCRIPT MAGIC SECRET ART! SEARCH PARTY!!
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Bad Bitch Levy- LOKE! I KNOW ITS YOU. If you don't stop I'll tell all your hookups that you have AIDS.
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Leo- FINE FINE. Don't tell them I have AIDS please I'm lonely I like sex.
Bad Bitch Levy- Good, Now change everyone back to normal!

Natsu Dragneeel @Guild IM NOT GAY I SWEAR
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Lucy Heartphelia- Lmao I know.
Elfman Strauss- Next time I see Loke I'm going to beat him like eggs

Cana Alberona @ErzaScarlet Okay but what Jellal said was true...
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Jellal Fernandes- Ahhhhh Uhhhhh Uhhmmmmm
Erza Scarlet- He's afraid of commitment- it'll take time.

Gajeel Redfox @LevyMcgarden I think you should change your name permanently to "Bad Bitch Levy" it's hot.
•Droy and 1 other likes this.
Levy Mcgarden- No. It was only for emergencies.
Gajeel Redfox- This is an emergency. You're really hot.
Gildarts Clive- GUYS PLEASE. PG RATED.
Every Gild Member @GildartsClive SAYS YOU

Freed Justine- I think the moral of the story is that people can take time to come out but trust me, they are gay.
•14 Likes
Gray Fullbuster- IM NOT GAY.
Juvia Loxar- You better not be.

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