(That moment when you finish Free Eternal Summer and my eyes won't stop leaking...help meeee)

Mira Jane's Status- POOL TIME!!!
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Levy Mcgarden @GrayFullbuster - GRAY! WHY ARE YOU NAKED???
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Juvia Loxar- Love Rival...
Gray Fullbuster- Gajeel said for everyone to strip down and get in the pool... I just assumed
Gajeel Redfox- PUT SOME SHORTS ON.
Gray Fullbuster- I thought you guys said this was going to be a chill resort...

Lucy Heartphelia @Guild If I see ONE MORE GUY LOOK AT MY BUTT I will get Natsu on your ass!!
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Natsu Dragneel- Eh? Lucy I'm tired, fight the perverts yourself
Lucy Heartphelia- ;(

Erza Scarlet @GrayFullbuster If you steal my floatie one more time Gray Ann Fullbuster, your ass is grass.
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Juvia Loxar- If his ass is grass, I'll mow it ;)
Gajeel Redfox- Freaks
Juvia Loxar- Kyaa! gray just blushed!!
Makarov Dreyer- You know what we say Juvia, Kawaii in the streets...
Juvia Loxar- SENPAI IN THE SHEETS!
Gray Fullbuster- Oh god help me. Why did I come.

Levy Mcgarden @LucyHeartphelia @JuviaLoxar Uh.... Guys? Who were those two guys that just hit on you...?
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Juvia Loxar- I don't know, they kinda just talked to us. They're coming back with drinks.
Levy Mcgarden- EH?
Lucy Heartphelia- What do you mean eh?
Mira Jane Strauss- PERMISSION TO DROWN THEM.
Lucy Heartphelia- Permission Denied! They're just guys!
Levy Mcgarden- Just watch out! Strangers are strangers and if they get all flirty then make up an excuse. Okay?
Juvia Loxar- If they get flirty, they're dead.
Mira Jane Strauss- THATS THE SPIRIT!

Gray Fullbuster @NatsuDragneel - Oi, Flame thrower.
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Natsu Dragneel- Wat.
Gray Fullbuster- Juvia and Lucy have been talking to them for a loooong time. Loooooong time.
Natsu Dragneel- Hehhehe lets play a prank on them
Mira Jane Strauss- I CAN HELP WITH THAT.
Cana Alberona- MIRA PUT AWAY THE CLAWS.
Gray Fullbuster- Can we just throw something at those guys faces? I don't like this.
Lyon Bastia- I don't like this either.
Natsu Dragneel- Uh
Gray Fullbuster- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Lyon Bastia- I was kicked out of Lamia Scale for cutting off Jura's beard so I got lonely and came here.
Natsu Dragneel- Damn.
Gray Fullbuster- GET OUT.

Jellal Fernandes @ErzaScarlet Are you having fun?
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Erza Scarlet- You're at home crying into your pillow cause you couldn't come aren't you.
Jellal Fernandes- NO
Ultear Milkovitch- Yes
Meldy- We tried getting him drunk so he'd fall asleep, but that just made everything worse.
Ultear Milkovitch- He went into my plants and tried to water them with his tears...
Erza Scarlet- ...
Meldy- Yea. It's been like this since 3am.
Erza Scarlet- Not to be a bitch, but this sounds like a you problem. So bai.
Ultear Milkovitch- Fuck you Scarlet.

Elfman Strauss @MiraJaneStrauss Hey sis? I think Juvia and one of the guys went somewhere.
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Mira Jane Strauss- WHAT?
Lucy Heartphelia- Yeah Jacob wanted to show her his boat. But they have been gone a bit. The guy I was talking with- Brent- left too.
Gray Fullbuster- JACOB? WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY
Cana Alberona- She isn't responding to anything.
Mira Jane Strauss- SQUAD TEAM ASSEMBLE. GRAY, LUCY, ERZA. FIND JUVIA IS A-GO! 

Gajeel Redfox @LevyMcgarden Did you see where they went?
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Levy Mcgarden- No... But I hope she's alright.

Lucy Heartphelia @Guild - We found Juvia, she's alright. We came just in time to find out that the guy she was with drugged her, and was carrying her into his car at the moment. He's dead now, rip.
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Levy Mcgarden- That's awful!
Gajeel Redfox- Wait, he's dead? Like someone killed him?
Mira Jane Strauss- It was more like a team effort.
Gajeel Redfox- Y'all crazy
Levy Mcgarden- Wait so where is she?
Lucy Heartphelia- Gray took her back to the hotel, she's still drugged so he decided to let her rest.
Wakaba- Are you sure he's not... Ya know...
Macao- ^^
Lucy Heartphelia- NO! GRAY IS TAKING CARE OF JUVIA! Perverts...
Gajeel Redfox- Are you sure...
Lucy Heartphelia- ...
Elfman Strauss- JUVIA WATCH OUT
Gray Fullbuster- You guys are such pricks. Juvias asleep.
Lucy Heartphelia- Thank god
Gray Fullbuster- I'm a stripper, not a pervert.
Natsu Dragneel- Actually, you're a little bit of both.

Erza Scarlet @Guild - Uhm so we killed that guy that drugged Juvia...but idk where to put the body. Any suggestions?
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Master Bob- My room
Makarov- Freak ^
Natsu Dragneel- The ocean?
Gray Fullbuster- I vote on chopping off every part of his body and feeding it to animals.
Lucy Heartphelia- ...
Gajeel Redfox- ...
Gildarts Clive- ...
Erza Scarlet- I like the ocean idea. That way he's buried in something that resembles Juvia.

Cana Alberona @Guild Ah that was beautiful. Nothing like a drink and burial.
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Elfman Strauss- Yea you're the only one that's drinking right now.
Gildarts Clive- Don't forget about me.
Jellal Fernandes- Aens mi.
Erza Scarlet- Jellal for the love of God put down that alcohol before you get a beer gut. Where's Ultear and Meldy?
Ultear Milkovitch- My lfe is sah hardd.
Meldy- Ultur leuts feck.
Erza Scarlet- The fuck happened here.
Lucy Heartphelia- Should someone go and check on them?
Gray Fullbuster- Wasn't the oracion seis with them?
Racer- Fuck no, not after that hurricane.
Angel- We have our own problems.

Natsu Dragneel's status: I'm Hungry.
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