Btich I'm the best god damn Christmas tree you will ever see I got them lights bitch we lit as fuck now we bout to be lost at sea now we gotta stay on beat lets go eat some beets hoes licking on yo toes thots all in the lot damn we in the right spot damn y'all probably look hot as fuck I just burned my hand on the pot fuck I'm gay imma slide up and message you and be like hey~ sike bitch I'm loyal to my wife and we finna ride out on a bike and we might just fly a kite and we can drink a cold sprite man I'll aways love her shes aways right we never fight she's probably light please don't harm her I still gotta charm her i dont want her to fall imma Naruto run through the hall imma go make a call hey let's go to the mall I met a dude named Paul wait why is he hiding drugs under the rugs wait Paul why you got a ba-  my_candystore🔥🔥🔥🔥🌲🌲🌲🌲 wtf did I write the rest of that also I don't think my wife knows that she got married to a perosn that's part Christmas tree

And when your pudding cup keeps your from starving but than when you go downstairs cause your mom made you spaghetti and than you go back upstairs to see your dog ate your pudding cup 😥
In deduction to my pudding cup
Mr. pudding cup
Date of birth: 8/17/19
Date of death: 8/17/19
Everyone leave a R.I.P in the comments or you have no soul

Bitch I'm fucking crying right now it was Cotton candy flavored unicorn pudding from the gay wizard like bitch this shit here rare as fuck