*Central Perk*

"C'mon. You're going out with the guy? There's gotta be something wrong with him?" Leo replied.
"Leo, be nice" David tells him.
"So does he have a jump? A hump and a hair piece?" Chandler question, jokingly.
"Come on guys, give Olivia a break" David tells them before turning to her.
"I think it's great you're going out with someone" he told Olivia, making the woman smile.
"Thanks, David" Olivia tells him before Luke join in.
"So a hump and a hairpiece?" he ask her and she rolled her eyes.
"Does he eat chalk?" Chloe questions, making everyone turn to her.
Staring at the woman, give her bemused and weird looks.
But Chloe didn't notice the odd looks from her friends, "Just, cause, I don't want her to go through what I want through with Carl..." she explain to the other before looking down in sadness.

"Oh!"

Hannah who was working patted Chloe shoulder, "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out dinner and-not having sex" Olivia quickly defends herself.
"Sounds like a date to me" Chandler replied.

"So I'm back in highschool..."

"I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realised that I'm totally naked" Chandler began his story.

"Oh yeah. Had that dream"

"Then I looked down, and I realise..." Chandler continue as Hannah just fill the last coffee cup with coffee before walking away.
"there's a phone..." he said before the man paused for effect.
"there" Chandler finished, gestured towards...
"Instead of...?" Leo trails off.
"That's right" Chandler quickly confirmed, cutting his friend off.
"Never had that dream" Leo replied.

"No"

"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do and everyone starts looking at me" Chandler said.
"And they weren't looking at you before?" David sarcastically asked.
"Anyway, it turns out it's my mother" Chandler tells them.
"Which is weird, because-she never calls me" he stated.
"That's what weird?" Olivia ask him...

"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself" Leo sarcastically said.
"Are you okay sweetie?" Olivia ask her brother in concern, ignoring what Leo just said.
"I'll feel like someone rushed down..." Mason began to say as he move around the couch.
"my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck" he continue to describe his feeling.
"Cookie?" Chandler asked sarcastically, offering the plate to Mason and he slowly shake his head.
So Luke instead went and takes a cookie off the plate, "What happened to him?" David questioned.
"Carol moved her stuff out today" Olivia informs everyone.

Oh!

"I'm sorry, Mason" Hannah tells him.
"I will get you some coffee" she said to Mason before she turn and walk over to the counter.
"Wait for me" Olivia said as she stood up and goes after Hannah.
"Thank you" Mason thank them both as he goes over and take Olivia spot.

"Ooh! Oh!"

"No, no, don't!" Mason moaned.
"Stop cleansing my aura!" he loudly said, holding his hand up to stop the woman.
But Chloe doesn't listen to him and attempt to do it again.
"No, just leave my aura alone, okay?" Mason told Chloe, annoyed.
"Fine! Be murky!" Chloe replied bitterly, rolling her eyes as Olivia says her thanks to Hannah and walk about to the others.
"I'll be fine, alright?" Mason insisted.
"Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy" he tried to reassure them, but not one was convince.
"No you're not" Olivia told her brother.
"No I don't. To hell with her, she left me!" Mason sneered, raising his voice.
Making David confused, "And you never knew she was a lesbian..." he questions looking at him.
Mason glared at David, "No!!" he quickly shout out in deny.
"Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that?" Mason asking a yelling tone.
"She didn't know, how should I know?" he continued, annoyed.
"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian..." Chandler blurt out as he aimlessly reads the newspaper.
Making everyone looked over at him even with confused or weird looks.
Then Chandler noticed eyes on himself and look up at everyone.

"Did I say that out loud?" he asked as Olivia came back and handed her brother some coffee.
"Yes" Luke answered, making Chandler turn his head to him.
Making him smile, "Oh sorry. It was rhetorical, wasn't it?" Luke asked innocently as Mason turns to look at his sister.

"I told mom and dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well" Mason stated as he takes a sip of his drink.
"Oh really?" Olivia asked, skeptical as she look back at her brother with a raised eyebrow.

So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at 3am sobbing. I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren! Was what, a wrong number?" she said, sarcastically.
"Sorry" Mason

"Alright, look"

"You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?" Leo asked.
Mason nods his head and gestures his consent, "Strip joint!" he cheered.

Sigh...Groan

"C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!" Leo tells him, wiggling his eyebrows.

Door Open

"And I just want a million dollars!" Chandler exclaims, raising his hands up with hope.
"In your dreams, Bing" David tells him, rolling his eyes.
Olivia instantly recognise the woman and knew who this was.

Voices...Voices...

So she stood up from the couch and walk all the way over to the woman who was chatting with a waistress standing on the over side of the counter.

"Rachel?"

Making Rachel stop talking to the woman behind the counter and she turned around, making her face lit up with relief.
"Oh god, thank god. Olivia hi!" Rachel greeted with a smile as she hugged the woman.
Olivia hug back for a moment, "I just went to your building and you weren't there..." Rachel starts to explain.
The two women then broke apart, "and this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!" she stated with a smile in pure happiness.
"Can I get you anything?" Hannah asked from the counter, looking at the two woman.
"De-caf" Olivia ordered, pointed to Rachel.

Olivia grabbed onto Rachel's shoulders and brought the woman over to where her friends were sitting.
"Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High Survivor. This is everybody. Chandler, Leo, Chloe, David, Luke and that Hannah behind the counter" Olivia introduce everyone.
Then turns to her brother, "And you remembered my brother?" she asked.
"Sure!" Rachel responded in a high pitched voice as she instantly recognise him.
She happily walk on over, "Hi" Mason said back with a wave and did the same.
Then the two went to hug one another, but...

Gasp!

But the two were quickly cut off as the umbridge popped opened.
Making Mason and Rachel jump back after been hit both in the leg by the object.
He tried to close it as Rachel went and sat down with the others.
Once Mason got the umbrella close, he sat down as well in embarrassment.
Luke patted Mason on the back in sympathy, "...."

"...."

"So, you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting?" Olivia asked as she broke the silence.

Leo and I just want a hot bride maid! Called out another woman Luke I like this game!
Stumbled into coffeeshop ran over
Hi im awkwardly greet happily hugging
On cue stels through searching around eyes
Oh my god you came exclaims yhank god i found gou bresth out

"Now can you continue the story" Olivia pressed.

Sigh

"Oh, God..." Rachel began to say as she starts her tale.
"Well, it started about half a hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy. This really gorgeous Lamaque gravy boat" she explains to them.
"When all of a sudden..." Rachel said before she stopped talking and turned as...
Hannah had bought the woman coffee order, "Sweet 'n' lol" Rachel requested and nod her head before walking away.

"I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry" Rachel said before Hannah handed her a sugar packet.
"And I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me! How much Barry looks like Mr Potato Head" she stated, getting emotional.
"Y'know, I mean, he always looked familiar, but..." Rachel trails off as she hands the packet to Mason.
"Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?" she said.
"Rachel had found me before the ceremony, and told me we had to get out of here. So I climbed out the window and meet her in my car" Alice continue to say as Mason puts the sweeter suger in the coffee for her.
"So anyway we didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I kinda drifed apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city" Rachel said, looking at Olivia.
"Who wasn't invited to the wedding" she pointed out, bringing it up.
Making Rachel become comfortable, "Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue..." she said quietly.

*Apartment*
An group of friends are sitting around watching a Spanish sopa opera on the TV.

"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it" Olivia guessed as they watch the program.
"Tuna or egg salad? Decide" Chandler questions as he imaging the character on the screen.
"I'll have whatever Christine is having" Mason said in a deep voice.

Chuckle

*Kitchen*
"Daddy, I just..."

"I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him" Rachel apologised.

..... ...... .....

"Well it matters to me!" Rachel replies.

*Living Room*
A different scene was on the TV, "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off" Chloe said as she copy the woman that was on the screen.

"Uoh..."

"She should not be wearing those pants" Luke comment.
"I say push her down the stairs" Leo said, waving his hand down.

"Push her down the stairs!" "Push her down the stairs!" "Push her down the stairs!"

The woman on the screen falls down the stairs, Cheering!!...Clapping...Clapping...

*Kitchen*
"Daddy, listen to me!"

"It's like, it's like. All my life, everyone has always told me..." Rachel tries to explain to her dad as Mason was headed towards the fridge.

*Living Room*

"You're a shoe, a shoe, shoe, a shoe!"

Everyone stop watching the program as the TV's turn off as the group look back at Rachel.

*Kitchen*

"And today I just stopped and I said, 'what if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse, y' know? Or even a hat?" Rachel said, trying to get her point across.

...... ...... ......

"No, I'm not saying I am a ha..." Rachel said before she stop talking as her father was saying something.

...... ..... .....

"It's a metaphor, Daddy!" Rachel cried out in frustrated.
"You can see where he's have trouble" Mason points out, drink in hand before walking back into the living room area.
"Look Daddy, it's my life" Rachel said before she paused.
"Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Olivia" Rachel declared.

*Living Room*

"Well, I guess we're established who's staying with Olivia" she replies as everyone was looking at her.

*Kitchen*
"Maybe that's my decision" Rachel said.

...... ...... ......

Then Rachel realise what she just said and eyes widened in disbelief.
"Wait!! I said maybe!" she exclaimed before hanging up the phone.