*Subway*
"Love is sweet as summer..."

Chloe standing in the subway, "love is a wonderous work of art..." she sang as the woman plays the guitar.
"but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.  La-la-la-la-la-" Chloe continued.
Then some guys went and gives her some chance before continue on.
"Thank you" Chloe call out to the man before coming to play.

"La-la-la-la...ohhh!"

*Apartment*

The guys were currently assembling the furniture...

"I'm supposed to attach a bracket thing to the side things..." Mason began to say as he's squatting on the floor.
Reading some instructions, "...using a bunch of these little guys" he continue saying.
"I have no brackety things, I see no worm guys whatever. And...I can't feel my legs" Mason complained.
"That's what you get when you squat for half an hour" David points out, making Mason sigh because he's right.
"It wouldn't happen to look like this, would it?" Luke asked, holding up a part.
Mason shake his head, "No, but it is a little worm guy" he stated and Luke handed his friends it.

Leo and Chandler were admiring the finish assembling book case, looking very please with themselves.
"I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here" said Leo as he was admiring it.
"It's a beautiful thing" Chandler mused as examine it from where he was standing.
Then Leo noticed something and picked up a left over part, "What's this?" he questioned quietly.

"Which goes where?" Leo asked.
"I have no idea" Chandler tells him as David comes over to the two men.
"You were supposed to use it in step 2" David informs them in a whisper, making the two turn to look at him.
"Why didn't you tell us then?" Leo ask David, annoyed.
"You'll be fine without it. Just don't put any books on it" David tells them and Leo looked behind him.
Making sure Mason wasn't looking and ensuring he wasn't, dump it into an nearby plant.

"Done with the bookcase!"

The four came over as Mason stood there, clutching a beer can in his hand.

Sniffle

"This was Carol's favourite beer. She always drank it out of the can" Mason explain to them in sorrow.
"I should have known" he said in sadness.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."

"If you're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here" Luke tells him.
"Yes, pleased don't spoilt the fun" Chandler pleaded.
"Mason, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good..." Leo listed.
"Uh, Leo, where is this going?" David asked in confusion.
"What did you get?" Leo ask Mason.
"You guys" Mason answered, eyes full of sadness.

Sip

"Oh, God!" "You got screwed"

*Restaurant*

"Oh my god!"

Chuckle

"I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started to going to the dentist four and five times a week" said Paul.
"I mean, how clean can teeth get?" he questioned.
"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?" Olivia asked.
"Well, you might tried accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her..." Paul explains to her until she cuts him off.
"legs?" Olivia guessed.
"That's one way!" Paul stated.
"Me, I-I went for the watch" he tells her.

Making Olivia eyes widened in surprised, "You actually broke her watch?" she asked.
Paul nod his head in confirm, "Wow!"
"The worst thinh I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favourite bath towel" Olivia admitted.

"Ooh"

"...steer clear of you" said Paul with a smile on his face.

Laugh

"That's right" Olivia replied with a smile in return.

*Apartment*

"Barry, I'm sorry...I am so sorry...I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-" Rachel apologise to the former fiance on the other end of the line.
But then she stops talking as the call had been cut off so the woman went and redials the number.
"Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me.  And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too..." she said before it cut her off again...

*Apartment*
Mason pacing about as the guys were working on some furniture.

"I'm only 20 and divorced!" Mason whined, making the others stop what they were doing and turned to him.
"Shut up!" Luke moaned.
"Mason, calm down" David tells him.
"You must stop!" Chandlers said as he went and hits what Mason was working on with a hammer.

Making it collapsed, "That took me an hour" Mason mumbled.

"Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!" Chandelier explain to his friend.

"You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?" Mason questioned.
"I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it?" he states.
"Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..." Mason remarked with a sigh

"What are you talking about?"

Leo enter the room, carrying some beers in his hands.
"One woman?" he asked before the man starts handed out beers to the men.
"That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Mason. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!" Leo informed.
"This is the best thing that ever happened to you!" he told Mason.
"You got married, you were, like, what, eight?" Leo continued.
"Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"he finishes saying, resting his hand on Mason shoulder.
"I honestly don't know if I'm humesty or hungry" Mason admitted, making Chandler glare at him in silence.

"Stay out of my freezer"

*Restaurant*
"Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh..."

Olivia and Paul are continuing eating, "What?...What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?" she asked.
"No, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation" said Paul, making the woman become curious.
"Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?" Olivia asked, trying to play it cool right now.
"Isn't there?" Paul ask back with a smile on his face.
"Yeah...Yeah. I think there is" Olivia confirm with a smile back.
But then the woman realise that they getting off of what Paul was just saying.
"What were you gonna say?" she pressed.
"Well, ever-ev...ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to uh, perform..." Paul starts to say as Olivia takes a sip of her drink.

"...sexually"

Olivia quickly realise what just did and immediately regret it.
"Oh God, I'm so sorry..." she apologise to him.
"It's okay..." Paul assured her as the woman went and gave him her napkin.
"I know being spit on not what you need right now" said Olivia as the man accepted the nakin and wipe himself clean.
"Um...how long?" she asked.
"Two years" Paul admitted.

Wow!

"I'm, I'm, I'm glad you smashed her watch!" Olivia tells him with a chuckle
"So you think you, um...might be an fifth date?" Paul ask her back with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, yeah I do!"

*Apartment*

"Oh...see...

"....but Joanne loved chaci! That's the difference!" Rachel states in sadness as she watches the wedding on T.V.

Meanwhile...

The guys are sitting around the apartment, sipping on their drinks.
"Grab a spoon" Mason scoffed as he sits on the window sill.
"Do you know how long it's been since I have grabbed a spoon?" he asked.
"Do the words, Billy, don't be a hero mean anything to you?" Mason asked.

"Y'know, here's the thing" Mason started to say.
"Even if I could get it together enough to ask a woman out...Who am I gonna to ask?" he asked before staring out of the window.

As...

Rachel stares put of the window as well...

Time Later...

Door Open

"Thank you for letting me stay with you. I hope it wouldn't be a bother" Alice said as she enter the apartment as Luke had step aside, to allow the woman inside.
"It's no problem" Luke assured her as Alice went and brought the suitcases she had with her to a stop.
"I don't believe I went from living in an mansion, for living with a boy in a two bedroom apartment" Alice states in disbelief.
"Unfortunately that's reality now" Luke said back as she look around his apartment.
"But this will do. I can make it work" Alice replied with a smile on her face as the woman knows she's standing here now.

*Apartment*
"Isn't this amazing?"

Rachel's just finish making coffee as the woman turns to Chandler, Chandler, Leo and Hannah sitting at the table.
"I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life" she stated, proudly with a smile display on her face.
The woman went and place each of the cups in front of the three, "That is amazing" Chandler replied, sarcastically.
"Congratulations, Rachel" Hannah tells her, with a smile in return.
"Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can do" said Rachel.
"If I can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can do" Chandler retorted.

"Listen..."

"....while you're on a roll, if you feel like gotta make like a western omelette or something..." Leo said as the three of them take a sip
But instantly regret and grimace, all scrunching their noises in union.
"Although actually I'm not that hungry" Leo quickly added with a nervous chuckle as they all pour into the plant on the table.