F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Sasha: 3 days ;)

Finn: 🎵 fuck this shit im out 🎵

Bayley: no finn, we are all going.

Finn: pam   pam   pam    DO U SEE THAT WINKY FACE!

Roman: i get sent that face all the time by tons of girls.

Miz: d-do u know that we don't care bitch.

Roman:

Roman: i was just sayin something... jeesh.

Charlotte: Mike must be on his man period.

Truth: haha hey if sasha does kill you guys ( and not me *cough* *cough* can I be in charge of funeral planning?

Nikki: just make my beautiful dead corpse look glowing :)

Seth: uhm how you'll be- u know what never mind.

Brie: don't you guys think it's weird that we get shoved in a long wooden box after we die.

Carmella: and then we get buried under ground.

Xavier: uhm where else are we gonna go tho-

Nikki: heaven? Duh!

Charlotte: ...

Carmella: who's gonna tell her?

Seth: she's a lost cause at this point.

Brie: nicole u are a fucking idiot thank you and goodnight.

Nikki: what did I say!?

Carmella: go back to playing with johns balls would ya.

Truth:

Truth: tHiS iS a ChRiStIaN mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

Nikki: stop guys this is really mean why are y'all bullying me!

Finn: go away.

Miz: hey im bored and im waiting for maryse to get out of the dressing room let's play truth or dare.

Carmella: im in, coreys being a boring lumberjack.

Miz: Alright, truth or dare.

Carmella: dare bitch.

Miz: send the last photo in ur camera roll.

Carmella: hmfh easy

Carmella:

Xavier:

Sasha:

Roman: im sorry but the difference between Austin and Sasha's reactions r hailarious.

Bayley: wait why do u have a photo of Lexi.

Carmella: she was making me take her pictures and I still haven't deleted them.

Xavier: send them all to me plz now plz.

Carmella: gotta lay me then.

Carmella: HOLY SHIT I MEAN PAY!

Carmella: ISTG I MEANT PAY PAY PAY PAY

Charlotte: tea

Carmella: NO NO ITS NOT TEA ITS AUTO CORRECT BITCH!

Nikki: whatever just ask someone a question already 😤

Carmella: Fine Seth truth or dare.

Seth: truth.

Finn: LOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEERRRR

Seth: oh my god dare then.

Carmella: send us a picture of your most recent search history.

Seth: HA U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GET SOMETHING GOOD!

Seth:

Truth: "sasha banks hot"

Brie: haves u rlly not broken up with Rebecca?

Seth: HaVeS u really not broken up with bryan?

Brie: I HAVE A KID TO PROTECT!

Seth: AND I HAVE A- u know what shit.

Truth: r we gonna ignore the fact that sasha sent a message right after seth sent his search history?

Truth: r y'all that dumb it literally said "everyone but truth will die"

Truth: im just kidding but did I make u look?

Xavier: uhm yes u had me bringing back my english class analyzing skills.

Miz: English class was rough.

Bayley: no it was pretty easy.

Carmella: Nobody likes a show off.

Brie: GUYS I WON AN ARGUMENT FINALLY AND YALL IGNORED IT!

Brie: where r my real friends 😪

Seth: probably in ur bed.

Brie: COLBY QUINN!

Seth: sluuuuuuuuuu

Finn: bud ur taking this too far.

Seth: t

Brie: colby i would cut off ur dick.

Brie: but i can't find it.

Seth: im done with those washed up jokes.

seth has added bryan to F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Miz: 🙊

Carmella: seth that was low.

Bryan: Brie. Pack your bags and say gOOd bye to your child.

Bryan: Roman. You are a dead bitch.

Roman: ...

Roman:

Xavier: IABSISBWISJWUSHSH BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Brie: Bryan I swear it's- u know what whatever fuck it. But I'm keeping birdie.

Bryan: tf no ur not.

Brie: tf yes i am.

Nikki: can u guys figure this out someplace else.

Bryan: Brie how could u do this to me after everything!

Sasha: ugh bored.

sasha has removed bryan from F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Xavier: would u look at that this GC destroyed our lives once again.

Truth: not mine I'm livin!!! 🥳🥳

Brie: i just lost everything.

Seth:

Brie: I'll brb just off to tell hunter about Seth's little night with Stephanie ;)

Roman: oooO shit

Roman: seth it was nice knowing u man.

Seth: UR NOT GONNA HELP ME ON THIS!?

Roman: u kinda just did ruin her marriage.

Roman: and she's kinda like technically my almost girlfriend.

Roman: so no not really.

Sasha: wow i leave the chat for a few days and people are getting divorced.

Sasha: y'all need me, admit it.

Sasha: but ya only got me if u show ;)

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a/n uhm wow.

just wow.

also i have a weird search history now thanks seth :)