AREA 51

Seth: we gotta talk

Finn: talking

Miz: technically texting

Seth: technically i don't care now can u please listen to what i have to say.

Roman: could u make it quick im busy.

Truth: with brie?

Roman: yes.

Roman: I MEANT NO ^ I REPEAT I MEANT NO!

Xavier: sureeeeee

Seth: GUYS!

Finn: What Seth?

Seth: I need some advice.

Roman: from us? HA like we could help u.

Seth: whatever. I don't know what to do I love both Becky and Sasha.

Xavier: dump becky she makes u a horrible person.

Truth: yeah I agree.

Seth: no she doesn't!

Roman: you've literally been the biggest asshole ever since u guys started dating.

Seth: ...but it's not her fault.

Miz: uhm yes the fuck it is.

Seth: but if I dump her than I still can't get with Sasha bc she's acting like a psycho.

Miz: tbh she was pretty scary, almost kicked me where the sun don't shine.

Miz: but id take any version of sasha over becky any day so sashas ur choice.

Seth: so do i breakup with becky?

Finn: well do u want another cheating scandal?

Seth: no

Finn: then yes break up with miss fire truck bitch.

Truth: yeah and then immediately get with miss barney bitch.

Xavier: but her hair isn't purple anymore so she can't be barney.

Truth: Fine...miss blues clues bitch.

Roman: I find it hilarious that Seth broke up with sarah and got with becky a few days later and now he's gonna break up with becky and go right to sasha.

Seth: i hate u guys.

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Bayley: guessssss who asked me out :)

Nikki: uhm let me think.

Nikki: baron?

Bayley: uhm gross no...

Carmella: baron isn't gross tho, he's kinda hot.

Brie: does corey wanna be hearing that?

Carmella: i just was giving my honest opinion sheesh.

Carmella: anyways Bayley, Finn asked u out right?

Bayley: 😊😊😊

Nikki: does that mean yes?

Brie: nO it means she's sad and depressed.

Nikki: aw bayley it'll be ok.

Bayley: ...

Carmella: she was joking i-

Nikki: ohhhhhh.

Charlotte: lmao go back to school.

Nikki: 😒

Carmella: now me, ash, and bay can go on triple dates!!!!

Brie: what about me?

Nikki: uhm u need a divorce sister.

Brie: what no!

Nikki: it's obvious u like roman.

Brie: i have a kid with bryan i can't leave him.

Carmella: well either u leave him now or let him find out you've cheated on his own.

Brie: i'll figure it out 😒

Nikki: yeah you'll be a grandma by then.

Brie: why r we still talking about me let's talk about sasha, our mentally insane friend.

Charlotte: SASHA I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS SO GET YOUR ASS TYPING!

Sasha:

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a/n jsbshsbwjshhs hi i feel like it's been a long time since i have updated idk. school sucks. i'll try to get another chapter out after this bye.