F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Charlotte: OMG GUYS ANDRADE ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND!

Charlotte: wait...shit this is the wrong chat.

Charlotte: whatever.

Finn: did you accept?

Charlotte: ah duh 🙄

Miz: 👀

Seth: 😬

Truth: *roman has left the gc*

Charlotte: me and romans relationship was only for sex tho.

Roman: yeah what she said.

Sasha: i don't know whether to laugh or send roman a sympathy card.

Charlotte: guys shut up roman and i r cool right.

Roman: yup.

Brie: it'll be ok bud you'll find someone else.

Roman: guys it's fine i didn't like charlotte like that jeesh.

Truth: well. CONGRATULATIONS CHARLOTTE LETS CELEBRATE!

Charlotte: yeah maybe later me and andrade r going to the beach rn. see u later idiots.

Carmella: ok then...

Finn: sasha we have tried to get an answer about why this chat was started again for the passed 88 years, mind telling us now.

Sasha: no.

Xavier: then im just gonna leave, i don't want to get in trouble again...

Seth: im with him ^

Sasha: no guys please- you'll find out soon i promise.

Bayley: ok :)

Nikki: why do we have pam in this chat? we're all bad influences she doesn't need to be with us i-

Bayley: i act happy.

Bayley: ACT.

Bayley: but really...

Bayley: im kinda miserable and tired and i just wanna sleep and scream at the same time.

Sasha: IF THAT AIN'T THE BIGGEST MOOD OF 2019 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS-

Seth: guys i have to go rebeccas yelling 😔

Sasha: break up with your girlfriend.

Carmella: yeah yeah cuz im bored.

Roman: that's a song right?

Sasha: yuh.

Brie: when did we invite ariana to the GC?

Sasha: she's always welcome here. god is ariana.

Xavier: I believe it tbh. That girl is hOt af 🥵

Miz: uhm...aren't you dating alexa?

Xavier: SHUT UP MIKE NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

Sasha:

Sasha: why herrrrrrrr 🤢

Nikki: honestly mercedes what is your damn problem with her?

Sasha: it's spelled 👏🏼 she's 👏🏼 a👏🏼 bitch 👏🏼

Brie: k then.

Sasha: also nicole i prefer sasha not mercedes and u know that. im offended.

Truth: whats wrong with mercedes?

Sasha: im a wrestler not a car.

Xavier: ngl that kinda made me chuckle a bit.

Carmella: how do we all keep forgetting that sasha is keeping the reason of why she restarted this chat to herself and for all we know next week could be out funerals?

Truth: not my funeral tho right sash. im helping burry the bodies.

Sasha: none of you r having your funerals next week.

Carmella: my bad tomorrow.

Sasha: nobody is dying...well....yeah nobody.

Xavier: if that don't scare the living hell outta y'all

Bayley: she said nobody so let's listen.

Sasha:  trust me guys, there's a reason. and y'all will know a piece of it tomorrow :) goodnight babes 😘

Roman: it's 5 pm i-

Sasha: i've been tired ok...jeZus leave me alone i beg 🙏🏽

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a/n

this book is so easy to write :) don't gotta worry bout dialogue or description or anything really. ouu especially not dialogue tags I HATE THOSE- if u r a writer u probably feel my pain abt them.