"I know, I know! You can curse me out all you want. I deserve it," she smirked before slowly walking down the staircase, "I just wanted to tell you all something before you left,"

The group stood still, watching the same person who took Charlotte take their mask off.

Xavier.

"Ok what in the actual fuck is this?" Nikki questioned as she backed into Paige who shoved her in return.

"As I was saying," Sasha cleared her throat, "welcome."

"Welcome to what? Hell?" Finn asked.

"No not yet," she smirked, "Welcome to the prank war."

The expressions of the group were a mix of confusion and anger.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS ALL A PRANK!?" Bayley screamed causing everyone to wince.

"Yeah. I needed to start it off with a bang. Have fun topping my prank!" She clapped her hands together as she continued her way down the stairs.

"Oh funny prank Sasha. I got to hand it to you. It lead to a divorce, some broken friendships, Seth almost got fired, everyone established there severe depression and anxiety, we all thought you officially lost your mind. You know well done," Miz said in a sarcastic tone as her crossed his arms.

"I admit that it was overboard but I got to learn just how stupid you all are and I've confirmed that Xavier is the smartest person in the group," Sasha shrugged, "now if you all don't hate me, we have this house for fifteen more hours so let's have fun!"

"What's a prank war?" Brie asked, still incredibly confused.

"Guys can we wake up Mella first?" Seth asked, looking uncomfortable as the girl was still thrown over his shoulder.

"Oh shit, wow, yeah let's do that,"

***

"So basically we're all gonna prank each other until someone has a legendary prank and everybody calls quits?"

"Correct," Sasha confirmed, "and the winner gets two tickets for a trip to go on any cruise they choose."

"Why are we doing this again?" Charlotte asked.

"Because were all hopeless and need at least a little something to look forward to in life."

"I think it's great!" Paige exclaimed.

"Oh yeah, honey your not included. You can actually leave now. Bye!" Sasha chuckled watching Paige storm away.

"Why was she here in the first place?" Seth asked.

"Gee so many questions. I was gonna use her for something in the prank but then I forgot that I invited her. Oops," Sasha gave off a little smile before blushing, "Seth I think we have something to talk about."

"Wha- oh yeah,"

"Alright guys, lets go party and open up some champagne!" Nikki cheered leading everyone else out of the room.

•••

They night ended with an incredibly drunk group of friends passing out in the house after partying way to hard over absolutely nothing. Idiots...

•••

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

sasha added xavier to f is for friends who do stuff together

Sasha: i hope you guys don't have ptsd from everything I put you thru 💋

Miz: oh I'm sure we do :)

Xavier: I really don't want to be back in this chat ksnswgwt

Sasha: yes you do 🥺

Xavier: I'll only stay if I get a picture of ariana sent to me every time we chat.

Sasha: bitch consider it a deal

Sasha:

Sasha: look it even looks like she sent it to u.

Xavier: shiiiiii those lips 👅

Seth: ay we're rated g here.

Brie: were the nosies u and sasha made last night rated g?

Seth:

Bayley: i found all of you guys some therapists 😁

Carmella:

Charlotte:

Truth:

Nikki:

Bayley: yeah and if the counseling sessions don't work it'll be time to introduce shock therapy.

Sasha: ngl that might be pleasurable.

Charlotte: wha- sasha ok wow seth have fun.

Sasha: i admit that didn't come out the way i wanted it to.

Bayley: guys guess what!

Roman: what pam.

Bayley: IT WAS A PRANK I DIDNT GET U GUYS THERAPISTS!!!

*insert crickets chirping sound effects here*

Sasha: uhm...

Charlotte: be nice at least she tried.

Miz: great prank bayley 💯

Finn: bayley im sorry u have to try harder.

Bayley: finn:( 🥺🤧

Finn: nOpe no CNAT take it

Finn: U DID AMAZING BABY!

Finn: definitely got us all.

Bayley: 🙂

Nikki: ugh bored let's go to bed.

Sasha: i aGree!

***

a/n yup that's the end...there might be a prank war book idk i usually say there will be sequels and then forget but maybe idk