VINCES ANGELS

Bayley: Sasha please answer Seth confessed his love to u

Nikki: yea isn't that what u wanted?

Carmella: WHY WHY WHY!

Carmella: Nobody in this GC is on raw besides Sasha.

Carmella: so we can't talk to her.

Charlotte: I'm sure Seth will be all over her.

Charlotte: not in a dirty way...or maybe idk just Sasha you really have confused us.

Brie: maybe she's dead.

Nikki: BRIANNA YOU'RE DRUNK GO TO BED!

Brie: fuck no.

Carmella: this is off topic but I can't wait for brie to moan Romans name while having sex with Bryan.

Charlotte: it's probably already happened.

Bayley: SASHA GET IN THIS DAMN GROUP CHAT RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T IGNORE US U LITTLE BITCH!

Carmella: um woah?

Nikki: pam.....u good bby or what?

Bayley: no im not okay for all we know sasha is taking another 8372726 year break from work.

Brie: or she's dead.

Nikki: BRIE I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED DON'T MAKE ME STICK MY HEEL IN YOUR EYEBALL!

Bayley: im gonna text seth and see if he's seen sasha today.

***
BAYLEY & SETH

Bayley: Rollins, have u found her.

Seth: hunter said she's in the building but I can't find her.

Bayley: LOOK HARDER!

Seth: but what if she's in the girls locker room.

Bayley: just say becky left something and u needed to get it. i'm sure over half of that locker room wouldn't mind u seeing them naked.

Seth: im not doing that, one of the bitches in there will tell Vince and then I'm fired.

Bayley: ugh whatever I'll ask natty.

Bayley: congrats u have been no help.

BAYLEY AND NATAYLYA

Bayley: hey nat have u seen sasha today?

Nat: no I don't think I have. Have you tried texting her?

Bayley: itsa long story just if u find her please tell seth where she is ok :)

Nat: I'm confused...

Bayley: don't worry about it just please if you see her tell seth or even mike. one of them please.

Nat: ok....anything I should be concerned about?

Bayley: no no everything's good we're just planning something.

Nat: ok but last time u, Seth, miz, and Sasha were associated with something together you all almost got fired along with a few others.

Bayley: shhhh that was Paige's fault, we don't speak of that anymore ok.

Nat: yup. I'll go find Sash I guess.

Bayley: Thank youuuuu!

***
(Read in sponge bob narrator voice if u wish)
                      A few hours later

Seth had just gotten word from natty that Sasha was in hair and makeup.

He ran down the hallway, shoving passed people until he found mike whom he grabbed by the wrist and dragged along with him.

"What the fuck Seth, I was talking to someone!" He yelled in shock.

"Sorry bud but we found Sasha," he replied before coming to a halt. He glanced passed everything, looking for a pop of blue until he finally found it. He nudged mikes shoulder and pointed down the hall.

"Should we just grab her and lock her in a storage room until she confesses?" Mike asked with a shrug.

"That sound insane!" Seth exclaimed but in a whispering tone.

"Do you got anything better?" He huffed while crossing his arms.

"No," Seth sighed in defeat.

"Exactly," Mike smirked, "plus I bet nobody will notice if we grab her quickly."

The two crept down the hallway, doing their best to remain anonymous. Sasha had her back faced to them so she was completely oblivious as to what was about to happen.

Seth got as close as he could to her before grabbing her from behind, making sure to stuff her arms behind her back. She tried to scream but Mike had stuffed a glob of paper towels in her mouth.

Sasha flailed her legs around as to two men both carried her into an empty storage room, receiving a few odd looks from the surrounding crew members but then again, they'd probably seen worse working backstage at wwe.

Mike slammed the door closed and turned on the light as Seth lightly placed Sasha on the floor. She spit the paper towels out of her mouth while slightly coughing as she looked up at the two men.

"Sasha you have some explaining to do," Seth said sternly while crossing his arms over his chest. She sighed with a frown before breaking out into laughter.

Both Seth and Mike carried the same confused expression on their face watching the girl laugh.

"Sasha what is going on," Mike sighed, "did you go insane? Is that the problem?"

Sasha shrugged, "you just got to show up,"

"But what happens if none of us do?" He asked as Seth nodded along.

"Then you'll miss it," she replied while standing up and giving off an innocent smile.

"What is it?" Seth asked.

"IT!" Sasha snapped causing the two men to jump at her voice. She then proceeded to walk to the back of the room and point to the left, "bet ya didn't know there was another door here," she chuckled before running out of it, out of their sight.

They both ran to the door she had run out of and looked around the large open area but it was useless. She could be anywhere by now.

***

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Seth: we found Sasha.

Miz: yup

Bayley: WHAG DID SHE SHA IS SHE OJ

Carmella: bay u gotta slow down there. what she meant to say is, WHAT DID SHE SAY, IS SHE OK!?

Bayley: whatever

Seth: she started laughing and then said "you'll just have to show up" and Mike asked about what would happen if we didn't and she said "then you'll miss it,"

Miz: and before anyone asks, no we don't know what "it" is.

Xavier: how did u get her to talk to u?

Seth: U don't want to know.

Charlotte: I kinda do.

Brie: honestly same.

Brie: I'm not drunk anymore btw

Roman: mm yeah then why were u texting me those things literally 5 minutes go

Brie: What things?

Roman: u know...

Truth: can i leave yet?

Xavier: everyone shut up I want to hear this story!

Miz: well first we fought Sasha's team of zombies, chased her down the street as she was flying away on a pig, and then the pig crashed into a stop sign so we grabbed sasha and threw her into the back of the mystery machine from Scooby doo and held a nerf gun to her head as we forced some answers out of her.

Nikki: honestly i wouldn't put that passed them.

Carmella: but u didn't get any answers?

Seth: nope.

Finn: did u break up with becky?

Seth: nope.

Finn: well cmon then step on it.

Seth: but I love Sasha and Becky.

Finn: if u loved becky, u wouldn't of fallen for sasha.

Seth: shut up.

Charlotte: I just find it funny how Sasha's probably reading these and laughing bc Seth keeps confessing his love.

Seth: Ashley gO awAy and nEVer return.

Bayley: guys stop fighting! this is serious and we need to make some decisions!

Roman: I say we go. We're all a bunch of low life's anyways, we have nothing to lose.

Brie: I have a daughter, a wine company, a clothing brand, and a reality show to lose.

Nikki: where was bryan in that list ^

Brie: Stephanie.

Brie: I will not go over this again with u.

Carmella: oh damn she got Stephanied

Roman: but yeah Brie isn't bryan one of your number one priorities?

Brie: yeah of course

Roman: and yet u put your clothing brand, wine company, and reality show in front of him?

Brie: Raman noodles mind ur own business.

Roman: those texts made it seem that it was my business.

Brie: can we not talk about this here.

Xavier: I swear if we're not dead by next week, we're definitely getting fired.

***

a/n

i have nothing to say except school sucks and this day could not possibly have been any shittier.

also this chapter could've been better :/