VINCES ANGELS

Sasha: sasha is typing...

Nikki: ouuu shes typing.

Carmella: no shes not she sent "Sasha is typing" u idiot.

Carmella: NOW SASHA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU!

Sasha: 😉

Charlotte: ur a bitch.

Sasha: ik.

Brie: at least we're making progress. she's talking to us.

Bayley: OMG SASHA HI HI HI HI HI HI ARE YOU OK BBY I MISS MY FRIEND PLEASE TALK TO US WHATS HAPPENING.

Nikki: that could've used some punctuation ^

Charlotte: who the hell r u to speak nicole?

Nikki: im smart guys.

Brie: then name the power house of the cell.

Nikki: cell like in cell phone?

Brie: i can't believe she's my sister.

Bayley: twin sister.

Nikki: hey brie has a lower IQ than me!

Brie: i was sick ok...

Nikki: excuses excuses bitch.

Carmella: GUYS WE LOST SASHA AGAIN!

Charlotte: fuck. literal bullshit.

Sasha: im here.

Sasha: slightly intoxicated but im here.

Carmella: can i have a sip?

Sasha: mmm

Bayley: sasha why are u drunk?

Sasha: just show up kAren.

Bayley: ok cHeryl.

Sasha: alright jAnice.

Bayley: wait nO i need more of an answer.

Sasha: the number you are trying to reach has no social battery left. they ran out 28273839387 years ago. to recharge please LEAVE THEM ALONE or call 978-373-5155.

Nikki: should i call?

Charlotte: no it's just mcdonalds number 🙄

Brie: uhm how do u know that?

Charlotte: I went through an emotional time oK!

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Charlotte: so sasha talked to us.

Seth: WHATD SHE SAY

Charlotte: nothin really just that she was drunk n shit.

Miz: I can sense Seth's huff through the phone.

Seth: well yeeAh im mad mikey we fought off a whole team of zombies just to get her to talk and she didn't say shit.

Xavier: hey guys it's Lexi! I stole Austin's phone. Um what's happening with Sasha?

Brie: uht oh.

Charlotte: Lexi hunny if I were you I'd run as far away as you can from this groupchat :) k! Bye!

Xavier: o-ok uhm bye Ash...uh see you soon I guess.

Nikki: how do we know if she left?

Carmella: OMG NOAH CENTINEO JOINED THE GROUP CHAT!

Truth: what's that supposed to do.

Carmella: he's lexis favorite person she would've been blowing up the chat if she were still here.

Finn: have you guys seen bayley.

Seth: were kinda talking about sasha rn.

Finn: I don't care. Have you seen Bayley?

Roman: yeah she's in my bed.

Finn: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE JUST STARTED DATING AND SHE ALREADY CHEATS!?

Roman: im kidding jeez.

Roman: but congrats on getting a girl finnual.

Finn: oh thank god.

Finn: but please drop the "finnual"

Roman: uhm how bout no finnual.

Nikki: oh btw Finn, Bayley said she was going to a meeting.

Finn: but we had a date planned.

Carmella: no u didn't. that's tmrow.

Finn: how do u know?

Carmella: bayley is my sister i know everything.

Seth: sasha knows more tho.

Truth: sasha has shit on all of us.

Charlotte: yeahhh she used to blackmail me into buying her starbucks.

Xavier: sad.

Roman: Alexa is that u?

Xavier: What no it's Xavier.

Roman: if it really is than tell us why we stopped using this chat.

Xavier: well it all started with paige.

Charlotte: yup it's him ok we don't need the rest i don't wanna relive that.

Xavier: why would u think it's Lexi?

Charlotte: start locking ur phone.

Xavier: o

Seth: guys I'm depressed.

Nikki: I think we all are.

Nikki: I'm going to go get a few drinks. Who wants to join?

Roman: mE

Brie: YES

Miz: can't maryse said she'd strangle me if i left her alone with our parents ever again.

Charlotte: Andrade is taking me to dinner ☺️

Carmella: I'll go and take bay with me her meeting is ending soon. Finn that means ur coming.

Finn: yup.

Xavier: i'll check with Lexi idk. Where r y'all going?

Nikki: the only club in this town duh.

Xavier: ok ok I'll be there ig.

Truth: I won't it's time for me to go to bed.

Roman: it's 6...

Truth: I woke up at 3.

Roman: why.

Truth: had a nightmare that Sasha killed us all.

Carmella: oh so a look into the future?

Truth: I'm telling ya now...I'm getting on her good side and helping burry y'alls bodies.

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a/n can i be honest with u guys?

i don't know what the fuck this book is doing anymore my fingers are literally just typing and im like ok whatever.