( he already met the dog?? )

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grinandbarrett: hanging out with him is intense and i'm never doing it again. but i got to meet his dog so i guess it makes it all okay
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rubysantiago: i love you but h o w could you possibly meet a dog without me???
     ↳usera: he already met the dog??
     ↳grinandbarrett: you just had to be there

lukehemmings: *intense sarcasm* oh i had a great time. thanks for asking :^(
     ↳rubysantiago: hey, that's my nose thing!
     ↳grinandbarrett: if it's any consolation, it's what i had to teach him in order to meet the dog @rubysantiago
     ↳rubysantiago: you betrayed my trust. but i'm on rodeo dr right now so i'm over it @grinandbarrett
     ↳grinandbarrett: w h a t
     ↳lukehemmings: next time, bro @grinandbarrett

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NOTE
it's not possible to say "bro" and "dude" so many times and not have it mean anything
aka
"two bros sitting in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay."