As we walked down the basement we started making fun of clichés that happen down in the basement.
"WAIT WAIT!! There might be some ghost climbing up the stairs on all fours!!" I laughed.
"Be careful you don't tip on the stairs girls! You might make me fall as well!" Mike said blocking his face.
"Wait guys! Look at the walls!! There might be blood!! You might wanna taste it to be sure!!" Rowan laughed.
I raised a finger. "I would actually do that." I said in an FYI kind of voice.
"Oh yeah...onto the next cliché?" She asked awkwardly. I nodded with a giggle.
"Watch your step guys!! You might step in blood!!!" I fake screamed.
"Oh no!! Watch out!! You might twist your ankle on these steps!!" Mike continued.
"Wait!!! Be very careful! They might break!!!" Rowan laughed.
"Alright guys. Enough. Let's go and experience these stupid clichés!" I said as I pumped my fist forward. "On wards my people!"
"Whatever you say." Rowan giggled.
"Yes ma'am!" Mike said saluting me.
I giggled and walked downstairs. We got to the end of the staircase and saw...dead bodies!!! Not cliché whatsoever!! The sarcasm is real.
"Oh no!!! It's the greatest evil of them all!!! Dead bodies in the basement of a haunted cabin!!!" Rowan said pretending to be scared.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" I fake screamed then laughed afterwards.
"Shhhhhhh!!! Manami! Do you want the bad guys to find us?!" Mike asked pretending to be paranoid.
"Whatever. Let them come. Not like they can hurt us!" I shrugged.
"People act like ghost can actually do damage. All they do is throw things at you." Rowan rolled her eyes.
"Yeah and give you that paranoid feeling whenever they are near. Nothing bad." I shrugged.
"That's what you think~" we heard a little girl's voice say.
"OH NO THE CLICHÉS STRIKE AGAIN!!!!" Rowan and I yelled.
"Would you shut up about the clichés already?" The girl asked annoyed.
"We will stop if you stop. I mean seriously?! This is too cliché. It's not even scary. Not that many things can scare us." Mike said bored.
"I know right! We came here to have fun!!" I whined.
"You guys suck!! Come on. Let me have some fun!!!" The girl whined.
"Nah. We can have fun when the clichés stop." (How many times have I said cliché(s) in this chapter? CLICHÉ COUNT!!)
"Fine. Met me upstairs!" She called and we did as told.
We saw the same girl I stabbed in the eye sitting on the floor.
"Someone call an exorcist." Mike whispered to us.
We giggled. "I'm on it." I winked, "RIN GET YOUR CUTE LOOKING BOOTY OVER HERE!!!" I laughed. (Blue Exorcist reference.)
"Really Manami?!" Rowan laughed.
"What? Do you want Rin or Yukio? Or both? Or Bon?" I asked with a smirk.
"Whatever." Rowan laughed.
"Hey!!! I don't need an exorcist!! I'm perfectly fine!!!" The girl yelled.
"I'm bored!!! FIGHT ME!!!" I yelled.
"As you wish mortal!!" She yelled.
"Oh my gawd. I've heard better quotes from the Bee Movie." I yawned.
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME ALREADY!!!!" She yelled as she stood up.
"Whatever." I said as I pretended to stretch.
"What in the world are you doing?" She asked as I stretched my arm. I bent down and touched my toes.
"Stretching. What does it look like?" I asked as my hand crawled up my ankle as I stood up. I reached into my boot and grabbed my gun scythe. I put it behind my back and held my scythe in my other hand.
"Ready kid?" I asked.
She nodded.
I looked at Rowan and tilted my head to the right, telling her to go left. I knew that the girl was going to know where she was going so I'm using reverse psychology. I looked at Mike and did the same but vise versa. They nodded.
I saw the girl smirk. I smirked right back at her knowing she thought she had us figured out.
I twirled my scythe in my left hand. I placed my gun in my belt as I transitioned my scythe to my other hand. I knew that I most likely won't do much damage to a spirit but why not?
"You guys are so dumb!!" The girl laughed.
"Uh huh. You know we are just doing this for fun right? This is basically training." I explained as Rowan and Mike got into positions. Mike had a gun in his hands. It was a pistol. Rowan was being a fire work in her little corner. Her sparks were all over the place.
  "Fine. Let's go then." She said crossing her arms.
  "START!!!" I yelled as we all charged her at once. I pinned her to the wall with the handle of my scythe. "ROWAN NOW!!"
  "On it!!" She yelled and shocked the floor. I jumped up and was able to avoid touching the ground with my scythe. I pushed myself onto the wall with my scythe.
  Mike was on the couch as he aimed at the girl. The girl was screaming. She seemed in pain. It confused me. How is she able to feel pain if she's a ghost? I thought.
  "Mike. Shoot." I said and he nodded as he shot her shoulder causing blood ooze to come from her shoulder. Rowan stopped her electric bolts and I hopped onto the floor and walked to the girl. I grabbed her collar and raised her against the wall.
  "What in the living hell are you?"