Alexa(Kourosu):*walks out of bedroom laughing* why

Ej:*looks at slenders daughter Alexa * this isn't what it looks like
Alexa:I know it's funny though
Jana:*pushes his face away*ahhh!
Ej:*flop slaps Jana's face*nu!
Alexa:*walks out*why is every one so weird
Masky:*takes Ej off* now, that is not a proper way to mate
Ej:*slaps masky*stfu! We were tackling
Masky:*holds cheek *"Tackling "
Jana:.....(Hwat)0)-(0
Alexa:*walks back in * Masky they is crazy
Masky:#theybemating
Ej:#STFUBEFOREIFIRETRUCKINGBEATYOU
Jana:#Bothofyoustopwerenotmating
Alexa:what's #
Ej:idk
Masky: *puts phone away*wat
Jana:WWWWWAAAATTT
Alexa: wut? What's a #
Jana:idk
Ej&Masky:idk
*time skip*
Ej:*grabs Jana and throws her at BEN*
Alexa:*watching*
Ben:*catches Jana and throws her at Ej *
Ej:*catches Jana and falls*
Alexa:*arms at 90 degree angle in air walking out repeating I'm done*
Ej:*hugs Jana *nope
Jana:*blushes and gets flustered *AHHH!*wiggles arms around*
Alexa:*somehow in zalgos forest *wut
Ben:ohhhh!!!! Mate!!!!(3x) *chanting *
Ej:nu mating! Btw she's fluffy...
Jana:*blushes*wat
Alexa:uhhhh how'd I get here

~PLOT TWIST~
Jana doesnt like Ej.
And my friend Kora marries Ej.