"The true forgiver will always look into your eyes." - Aniruddha Sastikar

DEDICATION: patchyhoney for dem comments being on point. Oh, and for being amazing. Thank you!

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"This is Wester-"

"I'm hungry."

"And you called me to say this... why?"

"Why not?"

"Why not why?"

"Why not why not why?"

"Why not-"

"All right, stop. Well, I'm eating some low-fat Greek yoghurt."

"Low-fat? You know that stuff still contains a ton of saturated crap, right?"

"It- it does?"

"Yeah, it really does. What was that sound?"

"Me tossing it into the bin with a nice little 'clang!' of nauseation and disgust."

"Retina! Duuuuude, y u do dis?!"

"What? What did I do?"

"I- you- your eating habits- why- why- why...?"

"On second thought, I'd rather not go to Waffle Cones anymore."

"But you said-"

"..."

"Damn, why does she keep hanging up on me?!"