"Reading is dreaming with open eyes." - YoYo

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"This is Westerden Optometrist and Peanut says salut."

"This is Olsen High School and Retina says bonjour!"

"Peanut responds with comment ça va?"

"Retina rolls her eyes dramatically at the most generic question ever and responds with je veux baiser une tortue."

"Uh, why do you want to fuck a turtle?"

"Wait, is that what I said?!"

"Monsieur Optometristan facepalms dramatically and says tu es con."

"Speaking of optometrists, how's your dad doing?"

"My dad? Oh, my dad! He's good, I guess."

"How's Italy going for him?"

"Italy? Oh yes, fantabulicious!"

"Um, that's great, I guess-"

"OH MY GOD BOB, WHY ARE YOU BACK AND DEMANDING FOR MORE?! I TOLD YOU, YOUR EYES ARE UNFIXABLE! OH, IF YOU INSIST! FINE, I'LL HELP YOU!"

"Gah, not this stupid Bob crap again!"

"BOB SAYS HI AND TRISTAN SAYS BYE!"

"Oh, you little-"