"The bags under my eyes are Chanel." - Unknown

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"Can you babysit my 'lil sis tomorrow?"

"Firstly, hello to you too. Secondly, no 'gangster' language!"

"But I just wanna be part of da ol' hood, ya know?"

"Yo ain't thug enough for dat thug life!"

"Now I can't wear blood red bandannas and get tattoos! My life is oveeeeeer!"

"Anyway, I'll be happy to babysit Hope. She's such a sweetie-pie!"

"Oh really? Thanks so much! I'm sure she'll be bouncing off the walls like she drank eight cups of coffee when she gets to meet, and I quote, 'Tristy's girlfrieeeeeeend'."

"It's 'cause she likes me more than her own bro, bro!"

"Oh, and one more thing."

"What's that? What do you meeeeeeeean?"

"No quoting Bieber, you hypocrite! I did that last time and you hung up on me!"

"Aw, fine fine fine fine fine fine. Cue stomping around like Lego Batman."

"I only wear black- and sometimes, very very dark grey!"

"What were you saying before?"

"Oh yeah, Fletcher's coming too."