"I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice." - evethespy's unappreciation of a pick up line since she's naturally crossed eyed and very salty about it

DEDICATION: Phan_is_real_2020 for being a faithful (lol) Traith shipper and for the phenomenal comments!

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"No, don't! Hope, you sneaky little-"

"Hey Peanut, what's up?"

"Hi! Who are you?"

"...Um, for some reason, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not Pea- I mean, Tristan."

"Because I'm not, silly! Who are you?"

"Unless, of course, Peanut did a reverse-puberty and suddenly sounds like Alvin from those chipmunks... hmm, is that genetically possible?"

"Hellooooooo? Are you still there?"

"Huh? I mean, yeah! I'm Faith, Tristan's... er, patient. Nothing more than a patient. Totally not a bald Asian monk. Or a spy. Of course not."

"Are you his girlfrieeeeeeend?"

"What? No! We're not dating!"

"Anyway, I'm Hope, Tristy's little sister. Nice to meet- OW!"

"What was that? Were you abducted? Oh my gosh, how am I supposed to explain your abduction to the police? Do I need to go into hiding? Dye my hair blue? Get tattoos?!"

"Tristy! I wanna talk to your girlfriend!"

"For the last time, I'm not his freakin' girlfriend!"

"TRISTY, STOP! NO! GO AWA-"

"Uh, did she just get abducted?"

"..."

"Well, that's unfortunate."