"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!" - Unknown

DEDICATION: -InnocentAngel for the awesome votes. Thank you!

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"This is Westerden Optometrist-"

"Hellooooo? Is this Tristan?"

"No, this is Patrick!"

"I'm laughing so hard that I'm not even laughing."

"So, what can I do for you on this sad, ice cream-less day?"

"Sure, I'll give you ice cream- if you give me monaaaaayyyyyy!"

"Shall I pay your debt with eye drops?"

"Shall I tell Fletcher's boss that you bribed me with something other than monaaaaayyyyyy?"

"Non, non, s'il vous plaît!"

"Muahaha, I'm powerful! I will take over the world with sushi ice cream!"

"You're violating our ice-creamy friendship pact!"

"I'm going to tell Fletcher's boss that you're a sneaky little optometristannnnn!"

"I'll tell Fletcher that you're hurting my feeeeeeelings!"

"Excuse you, he's my flip-floppy boyfriend, remember?!"

"Excuse you, I have a romance with him too!"

"So a threesome? Sexy! Oh- change of subject, but have you told her about-"

"Nope, and I want it to stay that way. Pinky promise?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die, smash some ice cream in Fletcher's eye."