"ONAY!" Igrytay houtedsay. Hetay cratchsay noay ymay rmaay urthay osay, adlybay.

Hardantusesay aughlay asway osay oldcay.

Iay hanneledcat llaay ymay nergyeay, nday iay anray taay upersay onicsay peedsay taay, hetay nfectediay.

*This, is, written in Pig Latin! *