"Woah."

"What?"

"Your hair."

"Yeah?"

"It's shorter and so much more...sexier."

"Excuse me?"

"I like it."

"Cool, man."

"Can I, like, touch it?"

(thank you all for all the namesssss aaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm overwhelmed and I'm sure as kelrge going to include them in my book(S) .. )