*Based off my THSC book go read it if confusion*

Henry: Does anyone looove you? Aaron?

April: No, but I'm really good with guns now! 

*insert her pulling out a gun* 

April: dance bitch.

RHM: So, Cath, 'eard that Aubrey and Lily asked you out, who'd ya pick?

Cath: yes.

RHM: P-pardon?

Cath: y e s 

Mira: I don't do feelings.

April: *exists*

Mira: shit.

Burt: *sigh* I have no friends.

Mira: *ahem* Bitch, what am I? A rOaCh?

Reg: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall but I'm just standing on a chair—

Reg: Darling, what's this?

RHM: My to-do list.

Reg: It just says my name on it? 

RHM: ...

Reg: ...

RHM: ...

Reg: OH! 

Sven: How come you never express your feelings?

Burt:  My feelings? I already gave them to you. 

*insert flustered sven*

Alex: I am gay.

Darren: He—

Alex: I am no longer gay.

Reg: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.

RHM: Yesterday, when Reg was mad at me, I asked if he'd give me a cup of water, and he gave me a cup of ice and told me to wait.

RHM: I love this man.

Galeforce: Ah! You're Alex's lover, ey? Nice to know s—

Darren: Fuck you. 

Gale: *confusion*

Alex: *laughing her ass off*

Henry: I heard that the more y's someone puts at the end of their hey, the more they like you. 

Henry: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

April: He.

Cath: I heard Right and Reg arguing in their office.

Sven: Oh, damn. 

Mira: Hope it isn't about anything too serious...

Right and Reg: having sex

Charles: Everyone always thinks of me as a wholesome cinnamon roll, who'd never swear.

Charles: Well, bitches, you shits are fucking wrong. Dumbasses.

Calvin: I'm scared.

Charles: You should be, bitch. 

Henry: Hey, Charles, mind if I ask you something?

Charles: Shoot.

Henry: Why do you wanna crash your heli? 

Charles: If I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna do it with a bang.

Henry: Oh...

Rupert: Wait, why are you pointing a gun at Charles's head?

Henry: I mean, it'll kill him faster than his disease!

Charles: Henry, no.

Henry: Henry, YES-

Burt: You don't even know what we are.

Calvin: What are you?

Burt: I'm a Virgo.

Mira: HA—

Cath: Girl's gotta take her time getting pretty, y'all think all this was an accident?

RHM: Yes, yes you were. 

Cath: You're a fucking dick, you know that?

RHM: *watering Reg's head with a watering can*

Reg: Oi—What the fuck, why are you wetting me?

RHM: They say watering plants helps them grow talla'.  

Reg: You think you're fucking funny, don't you, Hector Ramirez?

RHM: oh no.

-Before April joined the Toppat clan-

Burt: So, Sven, what was your last name again?

Sven: It's Svensson, dumbass. 

Burt: You sure it's not Curtis?

*insert Burt sliding an engagement ring box to sven.*

Mira: well thanks for making me feel single dicks.

Cath: Would anyone like to ✨non-consensually smack my muffin?✨

Aubrey and Lily: *dying of laughter*

I'm outta ideas bye