"Good morning, Bob's Pizza with you, what's your order?"

"You."

"You're calling at ten o'clock to say this? Get a grip, sir. Please."

"It was hard holding myself till the afternoon."

"No one was waiting for your call anyways."

"How are you so sure?"

"Because it's me who answers them all."

"Well then, I think you were waiting for my call."

"How are you so sure?"

"The customer is always right."

"No."

"Ye-"

"..."

"Coward."

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