I know this is kind of late news by now, but the beast is back!!!

You heard me right!! The Jap has returned!!! Apparently, though our forces worked hard and fought well, the radiation wasn't powerful enough to keep him gone forever, and now he has returned stronger than ever!!

However, do NOT let this dishearten you, Comrades!!!! The fight is not over, and we still have the clear high ground and upper hand!!

Anyone who has not joined my forces yet can still join before it's too late and you are eradicated, but the time is running short!!

We must continue to fight on, my comrades, and I am certain that we will annihilate this lil mongoloid's ass!!!