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Here's a bad explanation on Juno's lore!
🌑=Juno
🍬=Kevin
💔=Bel
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💔: hey Juno, come here a sec
🌑: yeah what's up fam? :D
💔: imma need you to go to earth and kill some guy
🌑: w...why?
💔: cause I stole some candy from the store he works at and possessed his co-worker lol
🌑: okay!
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(ON EARTH)
🌑: alright, so now that I'm on earth I gotta get a job so I don't look sus
*Goes into random store*
🌑: hey can I work here?
🍬: sure I guess
🌑: cool, btw what's your name?
🍬: Kevin
🌑: (oh shit that's the guy I gotta kill!)
🍬: yeah I'm legally required to ask new co-workers their names too so like...what's your name?
🌑: Juno
🍬: cool lol
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(A FEW DAYS LATER)
🌑: hey I like your phone case!
🍬: thanks, I like Hello kitty
🌑:...me too...
🍬:...
🌑:...
🍬: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
🌑: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
They then went on a date to Wendy's cause Kevin's broke af
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(MEANWHILE WITH BEL)
💔:...
💔: that girl ain't coming back is she?
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🌑 🍬: :3
💔: *crashes through store window*
🍬: wtf-
🌑: oh hey Bel!
💔: Juno, what the hell!? Why is he still alive!?
🌑: oh yeah he's my boyfriend now!
💔:...first of all how, second of all what the fuck!? I told you to kill him!
🍬: wait what
🌑: oh yeah! I'm a demon! Forgot to tell you...
🍬:...
🌑:...I can also turn into a horrifying bat creature and I have an 8 inch cock lol
🍬:...that's kinda hot ngl
🌑: anyways, Bel I know I was meant to kill him, but can I PLEASE date him?
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: no
🌑: pls
💔: fine Jesus fucking Christ
🌑: YIPPEE (◕_◕)
And that's how Kevin managed to bag a cute demon girl by being AUTISTIC/j
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(There's more to Juno's lore than that, But I did say this would be a BAD explanation lol)
K, that's all!
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