Suho: Cool Guy

Kris: An Anime character

Tao: Bad-ass Criminal

Sehun: The Oldest Member

Luhan: Pretty Lady

Baekhyun: Puppy in a basket

Lay: Lay-Is-What-He-Is-On-The-Outside-Nothing-Changed

Chanyeol: Kim Jong-un (North Korean President)'s More DreamGuy Version

Xiumin: A kindergarten

Kai: Pornstar

Chen: A Camel

Kyungsoo: Satanic Penguin