Kai: Hyung..

Kai: Hyung

Kai: HYUNG

Kai: OH GOD HYUNG NOTICE ME

Kai: Oh sorry..

Kai: Hyung

Kyungsoo: What

Kai: I'm alone in my room

Kyungsoo: So

Kai: Wanna do something? ;)

Kyungsoo: What?

Kai: IYKWIM

Kyungsoo:  Whats IYKWIM?

Kai: If you know what I mean?

Kyungsoo: What? What is that you said that you mean?

Kai: Oh c'mon Hyung, you really know what I mean.

Kyungsoo: Wait, I smell my fish is burning in the frying pan. Be right back.

Kai: Okay

Kyungsoo: I'm back

Kai: That's quick... so, are you in?

Kyungsoo: Sure

Kai: Okay, what do you want us to do

Kyungsoo: Surprise me

Kai: I'll give you a hint

Kai: Sent a photo. /look at media/

Kai: Remember this . It's when were in our Japan Tour

Kyungsoo: OMG

Kai: Yeah.. I'm horny right now.

Kyungsoo: Oh fuck yeah me too

Kai: Whoa. I never thought you could swear Hyung. Turns me on.

Kyungsoo: nd;[awn[jnosjjvcj'jdo[njoero]voj

Kyungsoo: fjvn'klnzxvo]w-]92hNLKN]DI]FPIDSM

Kyungsoo: mf'kamf'o3[ifjnosdl v  aj'feofj

Kai: Huh?

Kai: Is there something wrong?

Kai: Hyung.

Kai: HEY!!

Kyungsoo: Hey I'm back.

Kyungsoo: It's been so long since I smash someone's face to the keyboard.

Kai: Did you...Hyung...what do you mean smash?

Kai: Wait, I'm confused.

Kyungsoo: You've been chatting with Jongdae all the time.

Kai: . . . 

Kyungsoo: Delete this conversation after this. I don't want somebody else saw that pic.

Kyungsoo: You should be careful on uploading pictures online, next time.

Kyungsoo: I trusted you with that.

Kyungsoo: You're sleeping on the yard tonight.

Kai: Wait hyung.

Kyungsoo: I'm going out, gonna buy a new keyboard.

Kyungsoo: Anyway, can you come out there, kindly clean the carpet here. It was stained by blood.

Kai: HYUNG can you please calm down

Kyungsoo: Tell Suho hyung Jongdae needs to be rushed to the hospital.

Kai: WHAT HAPPENED TO JONGDAE HYUNG?

Kyungsoo: No more questions. Gotta go now.

Kyungsoo Do Logged Out

Kai: HYUNG!

Kai: HYUUUUNG!!

Kai: HEY!!!

Kai: Goodness..