Kris: Sagittarius. If you know what I mean.

Luhan: Virgo. Coz he's all Goddess, feminine, virgin and shit.

Suho: Aquarius. Water bearer. ' ▽ ' )ﾉ

Tao: Taurus. Because TAO-rus. Get the joke. TAO-rus? Get it? Huh? huh? (ﾟヮﾟ)

Lay: Capricorn. Cousin of Unicorn.

D.O.: Gemini. Coz his all like Satansoo to Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo to Satansoo, sort of things. /shrugs/

Baekhyun: Cancer. Coz his hands won't stop pinching the member's butt.

Xiumin: Aries. The Ram. All same puffiness, strong and shit.

Kai: Scorpio. Coz he's sexy and stings you with venomous feels.

Chanyeol: Libra. Coz he can balance, being a cute-face and hot husky voice at the same time.

Chen: Pisces. Coz he's a mermaid. Beautiful voice, enough to deceive you xD

Sehun: Leo. He's just that dominant to his members. All calm, senpai and shit.