Kris: be a galaxy. or be a Chicken leg.

Suho: be a $$$$$.

Sehun: be a bubble tea, or look like Luhan. Ahh fuck it, be Miranda Kerr.

Luhan: look like Xiumin, Sehun, Hello Kitty or be a Wifi.

Tao: buy him Gucci, buy all what he wants, pay all his expense, be his Sugar Mommy.

D.O.: be a kitchen utensil, just dont be Chanyeol / Baekhyun. Else, youll be beaten. TBH, just be Kai.

Chen: prank him or beat him in high pitch contest. or be Pikachu.

Chanyeol: Be Sandara Park. or Kyungsoo or Kai. Look like rilakkuma.

Xiumin: be Changmin. be a baozi. or just be Changmin.

Baekhyun: Be an Eyeliner! or be a butt.

Lay: be a grandma, live in a house with a perfect surrounding.

Kai: nice try. but you're the one who'll be seduced, not him.
Many have tried and failed.