Suho: Act sekshi, like dry humping everything, thrusting dance anything that's SPG.

His Reaction: *running all his way from Korea to pull you up, nervous laughing*

Kris: Spill to the public about his Stuff Toy collections that he kept in his room.

His Reaction:  "I trusted you." *flew to galaxy*

Chanyeol:  Compliment him in public. His ears. His eyes. His---uhhh.. Just compliment him in public.

His Reaction:  *flustering, laying low his head*

Tao: Make him use a paper bag and make him go out without his make up on for an all-kill.

His Reaction:  *you have to drag him from the ground because he doesn't wanna go out*

Sehun: Praise his booty. *insert Sehun's rape face*

His Reaction:  *refer to the media ladies and gentlemen*

Lay: Don't try. You'll end getting praised anyway.

His Reaction:  *staring at you* (You: What? *intimidated*)

Kyungsoo: *Dory mode* "Come here little squishy, come here.." Goodluck.

His Reaction:  #DISTURBING CONTENT#

Xiumin:  Be intimate at him. *insert Sehun's rape face*

His Reaction:  *nervous chuckles while blushing* *insert vernon's STAAAHHHP*

Baekhyun: Ignore him at all costs. *insert Satansoo face*

His Reaction:  *slowly walking away from you from embarrassment*

Luhan: Make him buy girly stuff. For sure on his way to that store he'll brag that his manly.

His Reaction:  *whenever somebody stares at him* "Not mine. My---my---girlfriend told me to buy." *awkward*

Kai: keep doing aegyo

His Reaction:  *facepalming*

Chen: troll him back

His Reaction:  *so done expression*  (You: u mad bro?)