Suho: Here's your black card, Suho Jr..Remember, NEVER EVER buy something cheap. Cheap is not in our family's vocabulary ok?
You: Honey..
Suho Jr.: it's alright mom, "Cheap is not in our family's vocabulary." Alright Dad, Got it!

Chen: knock knock
Chen Jr.: who's there?
Chen: ADOPTED.
Chen Jr.  : *starting to cry
Chen: Whaaat? Why are you crying? You even asked "Adopted who?" yet..
Chen Jr.  : A---adopted who?
Chen: Adopted You! hahaha
Chen Jr.  : HAHAHAH! Really funny daddy.
Chen: *serious face. No child. I'm serious. Sorry. 
Chen Jr.  : *(TOT)
Chen: haha just kidding...but what if i'm not.
You: not again -_-

Kris: Remember my child, no matter what they say about you.. always..be.. a.. Cool City Guy.
Exo: (Y/n).He's talking to ACE again~
You: HERE'S YOUR SON! TALK TO HIM! NOT TO THAT ALPACA! MY GOD KRIS!!
Kris: ok okay.. chill babe.. My child, Rememb---
You: Kris. Your child is OVER HERE!!!

Xiumin: /teaches his child to be a barista.........and made his child his GYM-Buddy/
You: Babe, he's still 2 years old. Isn't it too early to teach him that? ( ^_^")

Lay: 
Lay Jr.: Dad..
Lay:  who are you again?
Lay Jr.: MOM! Dad's doing it again.
You: YIXING! We're married for 5 years and you don't even remember your kid!?
Lay:
Lay:
Lay: Ahh, I'm Lay~ You are?
You:YIXING!!!! >:(

Chanyeol: What big ears did you have.. What big eyes did you have.. Are you a wolf?
Child: AWOOO~ Ah, saranghaeyo!
Both: Nan neukdego, neon minyeo!!
You: Awww.. *remembering when you're still their fan girl, doing Exo fan-chant*

Baekhyun: DON'T MO--I SAID DON'T MOVE!! Someday you'll need this eyeliner more than I DO!
/after 8 years, Baekhyun Jr. debut as an Idol under the stage name of "V"/
V: I'm home mom~
You: Where's your dad..
V: they're still at SM.. don't worry I'm here.
You: you look just like your dad. *teary

Luhan: Luhan Jr. ! True men wear PINK!
Luhan Jr.: MOOOOOOOOM!!
You: What is it no---LUHAN! Why are you making our son wear a pink dress?
Luhan Jr.: IT'S PINK.. I want it Red~ <3
You & Luhan: O_O # We failed as a parent.

Kai: no... no.. no. Sway to your left.. and turn to your right~
Kai Jr.: but daaaad.. I'm exhausteeeeed~
Kai: okay.. okay~ wanna go and walk the dogs?
Kai Jr.: YEAAAAAHY~ JJANG AH~ MONG GU~ JJANG GU <3
Kai: Honey~ we're going out~
You: be back before dinner~

D.O.: go on, call on your mom..
D.O. Jr.: MOOOM~ it's time to eat~!!
You: Coming~
D.O.: MOM~ DAD just taught me how to cook~ See those foods? I cooked them!
D.O.: i told you to keep it as a secret..
You: aaawww Sweetheart~ <3

Tao: NO!
Tao Jr.: But daaaaaaaaaad~ I want GUCCI~
Tao: NO NO NO! How many times do I have to tell you, NO! Hard headed. You want me to Wushu you?
Tao Jr.: I.....WANT....MY.....GUCCI!!! MOM! DAD WONT LISTEN TO ME.!! DAAAAAAAAD~ PLEEEEASE~
Tao: (Y/N) Help~ 
You: Talking bout Karma~ right Hon'? =_=

Sehun: Remeber this trick. In order for you to be a Senpai.. Be cool, ignore who's getting your attention make them wait till you come to them, and be an influence.
Sehun Jr.: GOT IT DAD! hihi
You: Sehun Jr.~ Come now.. Let's go to school~
Sehun Jr.: *ignores you, passing through you, getting his bag as he walking
You: HEY! Don't ignore your mom like that!
Sehun Jr.: I'm becoming a Senpai, Ma~
You: (to Sehun) WHAT. ARE. YOU. TEACHING. TO. OUR. CHILD. OH. SEHUN? (  O_O+)
Sehun: (to Sehun Jr.) ah the last trick, is to NEVER do that to your mom. Arasseo?
Sehun Jr.: OHOOOORAT~