/inside the bathroom/

*a flash of a sign of teleport flashed in the bathroom*

Tao: *peeked in the showers*

Tao: What's that? Who's there? 

V: Hi, I'm BWI~ *walking towards Tao, wanna shake hands*

/meanwhile in the living room/

Tao:*screaming in the shower*

Rest of Exo: *roll eyes* CHEN! Stop trolling Ta--

Chen: THE FUCK!? I just woke up . Why are you blaming me!? 

Tao: HYUNG!!!!!
*came running with soap & shampoo still lathers on his skin and hair*

Exo: O_O

Kris: What happened to you?

Tao: THERE'S SOMEONE---

V: HI~ I'm Bwi, Me wanna shake hands with guy in the shower. HELLO. I'm Bwi..
*following Tao*   

Tao: *hides behind Kris* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
*hissed*

Kris: Relax, it's just a kid.

Tao: I'm gonna wushu that---

Kris: I said relax. Go on, finish your bath.

Kris: *leaned down to level Taehyung's height*
Hello Kid, where did you came from?

V: Teleport.

Kris: Oooh, teleport. Are you an Alien?

V: (⊙ヮ⊙) what?

Kris: Are you from Galaxy? Because I am also from Galaxy.

V: Bwi no understand u.

Kris: Can you take me to Galaxy?

V: ಠ◡ಠ) you weird.

Chen: Is that~ the thing that scared the panda? Hello there, I'm Chen--you're?

V: BWI ! ^_^

Tao: *screaming from the bathroom*

I'M NOT SCARED!!

Kris: Yeah, he said he teleport.

Chen: Hmm? He's so cute. *pinched his cheeks*

V: OWW~ T^T) that hurts~

Baekhyun: Did I just hear somebo--- Taehyung?

V: OMMA~ *running towards Baek*

Baek: Hi son~ What made you come here.

V: Bwi teleport, Bwi wanna give you COOKIES & wanna visit you.

Baek: Huh? Really? Hehe. Where's the cookies? :)

V: Bwi eat it. Taehyung keep it safe in tummy, but I can't take it out anymore.

Them & Baek: *disgusted face*

V: HIHIHI Wait. Bwi will gonna cough up the--

Baek: NO NO NO.. Keep it in your tummy.

Chanyeol: OH! HELLO. HELLO TAEHYUNG~ 

V: *quickly changed from Kawaii to fierce after seeing Chany* 
*hissing to Chanyeol*

Chen: Seems that he don't like you Chany.

Chany: *froze* *gulped* Hi Ta---ehyung--?

V: *hissed*

Kris: looks like he REALLY doesn't likes you.

V: YOU FLIRT WITH MOM~ MOM HAS PAPA DAEHYUN ALREADY!

Chany: . . . 

Baek: *clear throat, flustered* Anyway.. Who's with you Taehyung?

V: BWI ONLY~ HIHIHI~

Suho: *who just woke up* Good morning everyone---oh, we have a visitor?

V: *runs to Suho* *bows to Suho* Annyeong Hasseyo HYUNG~ BWI IMNIDAAAAA~

Chany: How come he's so sweet to everyone except me.. T^T

Suho: Oh- Hello. Where's your group?

V: Dorm. HIHIHI

Suho: Are they coming?

V: No, my group's name is BTS. Not coming.

Suho: . . . 

Xiumin: HI TAEHYUNG~ HI FIVE!

V: *Hi 5's with Xiumin* HYUNG SO COOL~. . Hyung! YOU SAW GD IN THE MAMA?

Xiumin: OMMO! YAAAHHH!!

/ends up having a GD Fanboying/

Rest of Exo: What the--Fake Maknaes talking to each other.

Lay: *in his room* *getting high with his crack* 
OhhHhHH Unicoooorn~

V: Knock knock~ Hello, I'm Bwi.

Lay: Whoa.. Baekhyun?? *squints*

V: NO~ Bwi. Baekhyun is mom.

/after a few moments, V went out from Lay's room/

V:*high*
 Whoa~ SO MANY HOSEOK HYUNG RUNNING AROUND~ HEHEHE

Baek: Taehyung where are---wait. *sniffs* WHY YOU SMELL LIKE---YIXING HYUNG!! DID YOU LET MY SON TAKE YOUR CRACK!?

V: HEHEHE WHOA~ SO MANY HOSEOK HYUNG~ *running around*

Kyungsoo: Breakfast is re---who is this kid? *stared at Taehyung*

V: *still high smiling at KY* *gasps*
MR. OWWWWWWL~ HELLO MR. OWL~ WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE, HEHHEHEHE PORORO~ :D

Kyungsoo: . . . .

Rest of Exo: *gulped* He just said the burdened word.

Chen: Not just word. WORDS.

/place starts to darken/

/lights went out/

/earthquake starting to happen/

/the floor starting to crack open/

Suho: *took KY away to calm him down*

/place starts went back to normal/

/lights turns on/

/earthquake stops/

/the floor closes back/

Chen: HAHA.. You're screwed.

Baek: SHUT UP. 

Baek: Taehyung come, you need to calm down. Next time never take anything from Yixing hyung okay?

V: Mom, why is there a rainbow in you face. It's SO AMAZING!! There's so many Hoseok hyung running around.

Sehun: *passes by*

V: WHOA!!!! *running towards Sehun*

Baek: TAEHYUNG COME BACK HERE!

V: *cupped Sehun's butt*
WHOA~ JIMIN ALSO HAVE THIS, BUT THIS IS BIGGER THAN CHIMCHIM..

Sehun: *froze* HYUNG---WHY. IS. THEIR. A. GUY. CUPPING. MY. BUTT.

V: *squeeshing Sehun's butt* 
IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE~ SQUEESH SQUEESH~ HIHIHIHI

Sehun: LUHAN HYUNG!

Baek: *pulled Taehyung from Sehun*
Sorry Hunnie~

Luhan: Did I just heard somebody called me---

Sehun: LU!!!!!

V: Hi. I'm Bwi.

Luhan: AWWW~ SO KAWAII~ HELLO~ I'M UNCLE LU~

V: Huh? UNCLE? I THOT YOU WOMAN.

Luhan: . . . That was mean. I'm a man. I'm manly you know.
*walks out and slams the door*

V: AUNT LUHAN MAD?

Baek: -_- Son, please, shut up.

Kris: This kid is ma style.

Kai: *who just woke up*
Good morning----YOU!

V: *serious*
YOU!

Kai: WHY ARE YOU HERE!

V: BWI WANNA--

Kai: fuckthisshit I'M OUT! *teleports*

V: Okay! You wanna play tag with Bwi huh--- *teleports*

/Kai & V teleporting at any parts of the world, as V chasing Kai/

/Meanwhile at the dorm/

Suho with Kyungsoo: **goin back inside the dorm**
Calm down okay? Are you fine?

Kyungsoo: Yes hyung, I'm fine. Let's have breakfast.

Kyungsoo: Wait where's Jongin?

Chany: Teleporting & Chasing with Taehyung...

Kyungsoo: Oh, okay. C'mon everyone. Let's have---

/Suddenly Jongin & Taehyung teleports and crashed in the dining table, foods prepared by Kyungsoo are now scattered everywhere/

V: HEHEHE GOTCHA!

Kai: Uh---oh.

V: *saw the wrecked table* Oooooh.. We broke it.

Kai: I'm out. *teleports again*

V: SORRY PORORO HYUNG *teleports too*

Chen: Fuck. He just---

Kyungsoo: MY. RICE. AND. STEW. IS. RUINED. WASTED. FEEL. MY. WRATH. HUMANS.

Baek: Kyungie~ Please---calm----down---please??? T^T)

/the sky's turning black/

/earth starts to rumbles/

/ground starts to open to the gates of hell/

/MEANWHILE/

Rapmon: is it just me? or there's an earthquake happening?

Suga: zZZzZZz..Swaeg..ZzzZZz

JHope: *running inside*
THE SKY! THE SKY TURNS TO BLACKEU~ ITS THE END OF THE WORLLLLD!!! *fainted*

Jin: What's happening?

Jimin: KOOKIE NOTICE ME! PLEASE!

Jungkook: DID SOME OF YOU SAW TAEHYUNG? HE TOOK MY COOKIE. THAT PRICK.
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