Kris: Nope.
*takes Ace with him and flew away*

Suho: *nervous laugh*
Darling, you know that Halloween is over right? Stop scaring me.

Luhan: *shows his neck*
Then bite me. Make me one of you. No just kidding. No no no.. I'm ready. Seriously, Babe. Bite me.
*tightly closes his eyes*

Chen: So...are we Bella and Edward now? Coz I'm pretty sure I'm like, Jacob. :3

Kai: That explains that neck bite you gave me everytime we-----shhhhhit.
Did you turn me into a vampire!? Am I vampire already?! BABE!? WHY!?

Kyungsoo: *runs to the kitchen*
*comes back with a Garlic necklace*
It's alright... I still love you.

Tao: I WILL BUY ANY MEAT THAT YOU WANT! KOREAN BEEF! KOREAN PORK! KOREAN CHICKEN! JUST PLEASE NOT HUMAN MEAT OR KOREAN PANDA MEAT!! PLEASE! JUST DONT KILL MEEEE!!111
*kneels down crying*

Lay: Huh? Haha. Honey you so funny.
*slowly walks away*
*faints at the corner*

Xiumin: The hell I care... If you want, take me.
*tore his shirt and makes out with his wife*

Sehun: *sprays holy water to his wife*
Yehet.
*said it soullessly*

Baekhyun: Ohh.. oh--okay.. You're an evil vampire?
He---he.. Ummm.. So..
*gulps*
he-he-he.. Since when, Honey?
*nervous laugh*

*trembling*

Chanyeol: wut? YOURE AN------EVIL VAMPIRE!?
HAHAHAHA Oh my god! HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaah!
*crying*
SPARE ME SWEETHEART! PLEASE!!

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