Having xxx with V of BTS

(A/N: *raising head in confusion* Why only V? xD)

Kai: I wanna do that girl someday. *lipbite*

Kyungsoo: *smashed the popcorn to Kai's face & leave*

Xiumin: MY POPCORN!!!

Suho: *covering Tao's eyes* YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THAT!

Tao: I CAN'T SEE!!! HOW ABOUT SEHUN!! GEGE!! 

Kris: *in mind* Oh god. *facepalmed*

Sehun: *in mind* Fuck. So horny right now..

Luhan: *uses telekinesis* I know. Me too.
*Sehun slowly turns to Luhan with a WTF face*

Chen: FINALLY! Some amateur Teen Porn.

Chanyeol: Hahaha the looks like - - - wait.  Uhh*turns to Baek* Where's Baekhyun?

Lay: Shh... I'm watching. *fell asleep after 5 seconds*

Baekhyun: *calling Daehyun* YOU'RE LOSING A SON TONIGHT!!!!

*already running, screaming and shouting on his way to BTS Dorm with a sharpened eyeliners*

/Meanwhile/

*@ BTS Dorm*

Jin: My motherly instinct told me something's bad gonna happened tonight. Namjoon, hide the kids.

r.o.BTS: . . . .