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Exo on SNS [Kris POV]

/Wu Yi Fan updated his status/

"Listening to HOTLINE BLING - Drake

My style. My jam. Drake song is ma style. #chillin"


/Pcy Chan D., Kim Junmoney, and 42352 like this post/


Pcy Chan D. : WHOA!!! 42352 likes after 4 seconds! HYUNG! DAEBAK! DAEBAK! FIRST COMMENT! ♥♥♥

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Kris Hyung is Daebak.

Jong Day: @Zhang Lay You In My Bed what's with the user name?

Oh Senpai Hun: I was listening to this jam too..

Lu He Lu Kt: Me three <3

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: what do you mean?

Bao Xiuminseok: lol

Jong Day: nvm -_-

Light Sabaek: "Someone who supports you everytime, always & everywhere. #GirlfriendGoals"

Pcy Chan D.: LIKE

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE

Jong Day: LOL. U mean BOYFRIEND right?

Light Sabaek: Screw you.

Jong Day: Sure. I'm here at my room. U mean ryt now?

Pcy Chan D.: :( . Single.

Bao Xiuminseok: lol

Oh Senpai Hun: GAY

Light Sabaek: I was referring to ur GIRLFRIEND @Oh Senpai Hun

Light Sabaek: @Pcy Chan Dy ( - _ - )

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE

Pcy Chan D.: Someone's jealous.

Jong Day: You and Luhan LOL! HAHAHAH..

Pcy Chan D.: Fuck you.

Jong Day: Sure. Now?

Bao Xiuminseok: jongdae, chany, baek, I smell threesome. Goodluck with yall assholes guys.

Oh Senpai Hun: GET A ROOM! geys.

Lu He Lu Kt : SO NOW, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SEHUN!? WOW. Happy for you.

Oh Senpai Hun: huh?

Light Sabaek: I was referring to you @Lu He Lu Kt

Lu He Lu Kt: "Someone who supports you everytime, always & everywhere. #BOYFRIENDGoals"

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE

Bao Xiuminseok: LIKE.. Nice one.

Jong Day: ooooooooo burn. Karma at it's best. @Light Sabaek

Light Sabaek: PLAGIARISM! Filthy Hello Kitty Bitch.

Lu He Lu Kt : HEY I'M MANLY.. Stop calling me that.

Light Sabaek: What? Filthy?? Okay Doe. Ohh...Rhymes with Hoe.

Lu He Lu Kt: like, you're last name really describes you right, BYUN Baekhyun? Coincidence? IDTS.

Bao Xiuminseok: burn

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE :)

Pcy Chan D.: What was the IG of Dara-Noona again?

Oh Senapai Hun: Google it idiot.

Jong Day: #CatFight

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Cat?? Where??

Jong Day: UNICORNCRACKGUY.. I WAS REFERRING TO THOSE TWO ABOVE..

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Where? All I can see is the ceiling.

Bao Xiuminseok: Which two? LuBaek or SeYeol?

Jong Day: @Bao Xiuminseok can be both. HAHA

Bao Xiuminseok: LOL. True.

Lu He Lu Kt: Cat?? No.. Kitty, I referred.

Light Sabaek: bitch, gay.

Lu He Lu Kt: WHAT'S UR PROBLEM?

Light Sabaek: HellHoe Kitty. Hahaha jk.

Lu He Lu Kt: That's it. I'm out.. gonna break some pencils. #Pissed

Oh Senpai Hun: @Light Sebaek You better check on something before it's too late.

Light Sabaek: im just kidding~ why so serious?

Bao Xiuminseok: Sehun's right, Baek.

Kim Junmoney: Baekhyun, can you please stop screaming and breaking things in your room, I was praying. I need my my solitude.

Light Sabaek: But Hyung, I was here at the mall.

Oh Senpai Hun: @Light Sebaek . . . . told you.

Light Sebaek: Fuck.

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: It's alright Baek, I will use my healing powers.

Wu Yi Fan: Can you please stop commenting in my post? Go and made your own chatbox, Ugh.

Jong Day: U need to stop ur weed, @Zhang Lay You In My Bed..

Wu Yi Fan: GUYS.. Stop -_-

Wu Yi Fan: Lay, you're username. Change that.

Wu Yi Fan: It's not my style. I feel like molested.

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: But Hyung, I just changed it today.

Jong Day: HA! that 60 days rule. #rekt #screwed

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: what? what 60 days?

Do Kyungsatan: Means you can't change your username for 2 months

Bao Xiuminseok: LOL . Make new account!

Pcy Chan D.: Who's on youtube?? The internet is so slow. Or someone's downloading.. I can't GOOGLEEE~ D:

Do Kyungsatan: Kai is on my laptop. I'm sing my phone. -_-

Bao Xiuminseok: ooooo... Internet slow. Kai on laptop. IYKWIM

Pcy Chan D.: @Kim Jonginside U where are you?

Kim Jonginside U: We're here at Kyungsoo hyung's room. And shut up @Bao Xiuminseok .. -_- I'm only watching a movie. Not even watching online. It must be somebody.

Jong Day: *gasps* @Bao Xiuminseok You thinkin what I'm thinking?

Bao Xiuminseok: LITERALLY! HAHAHA------You might wanna upload those(after-sex) pics @Do Kyungsatan

Do Kyungsatan: what

Bao Xiuminseok: nvm

Do Kyungsatan: TELL ME! OR else.

Pcy Chan D.: Just tell him Min'hyung. I smell something's gonna happen.

Pcy Chan D.: WHO'S DOWNLOADING OR WATCHING ONLINE~ IT'S SO SLOW.. I can't google! DARA SENPAAAAAAI~

Pcy Chan D. : Wait.. . . Sehun's kinda silent lately. And Tao baby. Where are the maknaes?

Jong Day: @Bao Xiuminseok Dude. He's in my room. Fuck you.

Bao Xiuminseok: Who

Do Kyungsatan: Me.

Bao Xiuminseok: Uh-oh..

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: I'll heal you Chen.

Jong Day: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCKYALL.

Wu Yi Fan: GUYS. SRSLY!

Kim Jonginside U: @Pcy Chan D. try checking the bathroom.

Pcy Chan D. : Going

Huang Gu Zhitao: @Wu Yi Fan Can you buy some tissues?

Wu Yi Fan: But we just bought yesterday.

Huang Gu Zhitao: Hyung

Wu Yi Fan: Fine. I'm going.

Pcy Chan D. : Tao-baby~ Knock knock. ^_^

Huang Gu Zhitao: Go away Yoda.

Pcy Chan D. : wait what did u just call me..

Pcy Chan D. : Tao! I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'RE NOT ALONE INSIDE THE BATHROOM. ONLY SEHUN CALLS ME THAT!!! @Oh Senpai Hun GET AWAY FROM PANDA BABY!!

Oh Senpai Hun: Oh shit.

/"Huang Gu Zhitao: Go away Yoda."Deleted./

Huang Gu Zhitao: @Wu Yi Fan Thanks Hyung..

Huang Gu Zhitao: Just watching something.

Huang Gu Zhitao: Sehun is teaching me to jack. He called it Jack. :)

Huang Gu Zhitao: I never knew animes have explicit versions as in that could turn you on. :)

Huang Gu Zhitao: I'm feeling funny guys.

Kim Jonginside U: . . . .

Bao Xiuminseok: Our last hope is gone.

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: You mean Tao's innocence?

Do Kyungsoo: Chen is gone.

Bao Xiuminseok : Fuck

Kim Jonginside U: what's going on?

Pcy Chan D. : Just let me google for a while T^T

Lu He Lu Kt : Hi Guys.. I'm back. #FeelingFineAlready

Wu Yi Fan: UGH! JONGIN! UR FUCKING USERNAME!

Kim Jonginside U: What's wrong with my username.

Kim Junmoney: DONT YOU DARE TALK TO OUR SON LIKE THAT.

Kim Jonginside U: Thanks Mom.

Wu Yi Fan : Ours? Lol.

Kim Junmoney: Wait till you get home Kris. I'm almost done praying

Light Sebaek: I AM NOW AT THE GATE! THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST WAR IF I SEE MY ROOM WRECKED.

Lu He Lu Kt : Someone's on period.

Light Sebaek : Yeah you. I just bought a pack of tampoons to your bleeding vagina and your stinky asshole.

Lu He Lu Kt : wow. you so caring~

Light Sebaek: OF COURSE. I love you till DEATH.

Lu He Lu Kt : oooo im scared.

Kim Jonginside U: feisty. Can someone control our sisters?

Bao Xiuminseok : LOL

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys, I just came at our room, and saw Chen, I think we need to call the ambulance.

Do Kyungsoo: We need to call the morgue.

Huang Gu Zhitao: I finally become man.

Oh Senpai Hun: YEHET.

Bao Xiuminseok : ew

Lu He Lu Kt : what's going on?

Kim Junmoney: I JUST FINISHED PRAYING AND WHAT IS THIS I'M READING!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!!

Pcy Chan D. : Who the hell made Baekhyun cry? He's crying rn. We're at his room. His wrecked room.

Lu He Lu Kt: :)

Do Kyungsatan: High five. @Lu He Lu Kt

Pcy Chan D. : What did he do? :(

Kim Jonginside U: This is why I don't have SNS. It's too confusing. I'm deactivating my account now.

Kim Junmoney: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHATS GOING ON!?

Kim Jonginside U: @Do Kyungsatan can u come for a while? I dunno how to deactivate this.

Do Kyungsatan: Going.

Kim Junmoney: DONT YOU ALL IGNORE ME! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHATS GOING ON!?

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys? Ambulance? Chen??

Bao Xiuminseok: seenzoned LOL

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Okay fine. Gonna heal him by myself.

Oh Senpai Hun: What happened to Chen.

Huang Gu Zhitao: What's happening?

Light Sabaek: SOMEONE'S GONNA FOLLOW CHEN IN THE HOSPITAL TONIGHT.. #GoneKillHelloKitty

Huang Gu Zhitao: hospital?

Lu He Lu Kt: So scared.

Pcy Chan D.: SOMEONE'S USING YOUTUBE AGAIN!!! D:

Huang Gu Zhitao: HEY GUYS! I'm listening to a song right now :D

Huang Gu Zhitao: I Like HOTLINE BLING ! ! :D Hey Jongdae. The dance steps is too easy! Let's dance this.. @Jong Day ..

Huang Gu Zhitao: Chen?

Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys! This is weird, but, I think I lost my powers. My healing is not working,

Do Kyungsatan: . . .

Bao Xiuminseok :

Pcy Chan D.: uhhh

Huang Gu Zhitao : . .

Oh Senpai Hun: Stop the weed.

Wu Yi Fan: That's it. I'm deleting this post. So DONE.



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