Exo on SNS [Kris POV]
/Wu Yi Fan updated his status/
"Listening to HOTLINE BLING - Drake
My style. My jam. Drake song is ma style. #chillin"
/Pcy Chan D., Kim Junmoney, and 42352 like this post/
Pcy Chan D. : WHOA!!! 42352 likes after 4 seconds! HYUNG! DAEBAK! DAEBAK! FIRST COMMENT! ♥♥♥
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Kris Hyung is Daebak.
Jong Day: @Zhang Lay You In My Bed what's with the user name?
Oh Senpai Hun: I was listening to this jam too..
Lu He Lu Kt: Me three <3
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: what do you mean?
Bao Xiuminseok: lol
Jong Day: nvm -_-
Light Sabaek: "Someone who supports you everytime, always & everywhere. #GirlfriendGoals"
Pcy Chan D.: LIKE
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE
Jong Day: LOL. U mean BOYFRIEND right?
Light Sabaek: Screw you.
Jong Day: Sure. I'm here at my room. U mean ryt now?
Pcy Chan D.: :( . Single.
Bao Xiuminseok: lol
Oh Senpai Hun: GAY
Light Sabaek: I was referring to ur GIRLFRIEND @Oh Senpai Hun
Light Sabaek: @Pcy Chan Dy ( - _ - )
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE
Pcy Chan D.: Someone's jealous.
Jong Day: You and Luhan LOL! HAHAHAH..
Pcy Chan D.: Fuck you.
Jong Day: Sure. Now?
Bao Xiuminseok: jongdae, chany, baek, I smell threesome. Goodluck with yall assholes guys.
Oh Senpai Hun: GET A ROOM! geys.
Lu He Lu Kt : SO NOW, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SEHUN!? WOW. Happy for you.
Oh Senpai Hun: huh?
Light Sabaek: I was referring to you @Lu He Lu Kt
Lu He Lu Kt: "Someone who supports you everytime, always & everywhere. #BOYFRIENDGoals"
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE
Bao Xiuminseok: LIKE.. Nice one.
Jong Day: ooooooooo burn. Karma at it's best. @Light Sabaek
Light Sabaek: PLAGIARISM! Filthy Hello Kitty Bitch.
Lu He Lu Kt : HEY I'M MANLY.. Stop calling me that.
Light Sabaek: What? Filthy?? Okay Doe. Ohh...Rhymes with Hoe.
Lu He Lu Kt: like, you're last name really describes you right, BYUN Baekhyun? Coincidence? IDTS.
Bao Xiuminseok: burn
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: LIKE :)
Pcy Chan D.: What was the IG of Dara-Noona again?
Oh Senapai Hun: Google it idiot.
Jong Day: #CatFight
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Cat?? Where??
Jong Day: UNICORNCRACKGUY.. I WAS REFERRING TO THOSE TWO ABOVE..
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Where? All I can see is the ceiling.
Bao Xiuminseok: Which two? LuBaek or SeYeol?
Jong Day: @Bao Xiuminseok can be both. HAHA
Bao Xiuminseok: LOL. True.
Lu He Lu Kt: Cat?? No.. Kitty, I referred.
Light Sabaek: bitch, gay.
Lu He Lu Kt: WHAT'S UR PROBLEM?
Light Sabaek: HellHoe Kitty. Hahaha jk.
Lu He Lu Kt: That's it. I'm out.. gonna break some pencils. #Pissed
Oh Senpai Hun: @Light Sebaek You better check on something before it's too late.
Light Sabaek: im just kidding~ why so serious?
Bao Xiuminseok: Sehun's right, Baek.
Kim Junmoney: Baekhyun, can you please stop screaming and breaking things in your room, I was praying. I need my my solitude.
Light Sabaek: But Hyung, I was here at the mall.
Oh Senpai Hun: @Light Sebaek . . . . told you.
Light Sebaek: Fuck.
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: It's alright Baek, I will use my healing powers.
Wu Yi Fan: Can you please stop commenting in my post? Go and made your own chatbox, Ugh.
Jong Day: U need to stop ur weed, @Zhang Lay You In My Bed..
Wu Yi Fan: GUYS.. Stop -_-
Wu Yi Fan: Lay, you're username. Change that.
Wu Yi Fan: It's not my style. I feel like molested.
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: But Hyung, I just changed it today.
Jong Day: HA! that 60 days rule. #rekt #screwed
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: what? what 60 days?
Do Kyungsatan: Means you can't change your username for 2 months
Bao Xiuminseok: LOL . Make new account!
Pcy Chan D.: Who's on youtube?? The internet is so slow. Or someone's downloading.. I can't GOOGLEEE~ D:
Do Kyungsatan: Kai is on my laptop. I'm sing my phone. -_-
Bao Xiuminseok: ooooo... Internet slow. Kai on laptop. IYKWIM
Pcy Chan D.: @Kim Jonginside U where are you?
Kim Jonginside U: We're here at Kyungsoo hyung's room. And shut up @Bao Xiuminseok .. -_- I'm only watching a movie. Not even watching online. It must be somebody.
Jong Day: *gasps* @Bao Xiuminseok You thinkin what I'm thinking?
Bao Xiuminseok: LITERALLY! HAHAHA------You might wanna upload those(after-sex) pics @Do Kyungsatan
Do Kyungsatan: what
Bao Xiuminseok: nvm
Do Kyungsatan: TELL ME! OR else.
Pcy Chan D.: Just tell him Min'hyung. I smell something's gonna happen.
Pcy Chan D.: WHO'S DOWNLOADING OR WATCHING ONLINE~ IT'S SO SLOW.. I can't google! DARA SENPAAAAAAI~
Pcy Chan D. : Wait.. . . Sehun's kinda silent lately. And Tao baby. Where are the maknaes?
Jong Day: @Bao Xiuminseok Dude. He's in my room. Fuck you.
Bao Xiuminseok: Who
Do Kyungsatan: Me.
Bao Xiuminseok: Uh-oh..
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: I'll heal you Chen.
Jong Day: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCKYALL.
Wu Yi Fan: GUYS. SRSLY!
Kim Jonginside U: @Pcy Chan D. try checking the bathroom.
Pcy Chan D. : Going
Huang Gu Zhitao: @Wu Yi Fan Can you buy some tissues?
Wu Yi Fan: But we just bought yesterday.
Huang Gu Zhitao: Hyung
Wu Yi Fan: Fine. I'm going.
Pcy Chan D. : Tao-baby~ Knock knock. ^_^
Huang Gu Zhitao: Go away Yoda.
Pcy Chan D. : wait what did u just call me..
Pcy Chan D. : Tao! I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'RE NOT ALONE INSIDE THE BATHROOM. ONLY SEHUN CALLS ME THAT!!! @Oh Senpai Hun GET AWAY FROM PANDA BABY!!
Oh Senpai Hun: Oh shit.
/"Huang Gu Zhitao: Go away Yoda."Deleted./
Huang Gu Zhitao: @Wu Yi Fan Thanks Hyung..
Huang Gu Zhitao: Just watching something.
Huang Gu Zhitao: Sehun is teaching me to jack. He called it Jack. :)
Huang Gu Zhitao: I never knew animes have explicit versions as in that could turn you on. :)
Huang Gu Zhitao: I'm feeling funny guys.
Kim Jonginside U: . . . .
Bao Xiuminseok: Our last hope is gone.
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: You mean Tao's innocence?
Do Kyungsoo: Chen is gone.
Bao Xiuminseok : Fuck
Kim Jonginside U: what's going on?
Pcy Chan D. : Just let me google for a while T^T
Lu He Lu Kt : Hi Guys.. I'm back. #FeelingFineAlready
Wu Yi Fan: UGH! JONGIN! UR FUCKING USERNAME!
Kim Jonginside U: What's wrong with my username.
Kim Junmoney: DONT YOU DARE TALK TO OUR SON LIKE THAT.
Kim Jonginside U: Thanks Mom.
Wu Yi Fan : Ours? Lol.
Kim Junmoney: Wait till you get home Kris. I'm almost done praying
Light Sebaek: I AM NOW AT THE GATE! THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST WAR IF I SEE MY ROOM WRECKED.
Lu He Lu Kt : Someone's on period.
Light Sebaek : Yeah you. I just bought a pack of tampoons to your bleeding vagina and your stinky asshole.
Lu He Lu Kt : wow. you so caring~
Light Sebaek: OF COURSE. I love you till DEATH.
Lu He Lu Kt : oooo im scared.
Kim Jonginside U: feisty. Can someone control our sisters?
Bao Xiuminseok : LOL
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys, I just came at our room, and saw Chen, I think we need to call the ambulance.
Do Kyungsoo: We need to call the morgue.
Huang Gu Zhitao: I finally become man.
Oh Senpai Hun: YEHET.
Bao Xiuminseok : ew
Lu He Lu Kt : what's going on?
Kim Junmoney: I JUST FINISHED PRAYING AND WHAT IS THIS I'M READING!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Pcy Chan D. : Who the hell made Baekhyun cry? He's crying rn. We're at his room. His wrecked room.
Lu He Lu Kt: :)
Do Kyungsatan: High five. @Lu He Lu Kt
Pcy Chan D. : What did he do? :(
Kim Jonginside U: This is why I don't have SNS. It's too confusing. I'm deactivating my account now.
Kim Junmoney: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHATS GOING ON!?
Kim Jonginside U: @Do Kyungsatan can u come for a while? I dunno how to deactivate this.
Do Kyungsatan: Going.
Kim Junmoney: DONT YOU ALL IGNORE ME! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHATS GOING ON!?
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys? Ambulance? Chen??
Bao Xiuminseok: seenzoned LOL
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Okay fine. Gonna heal him by myself.
Oh Senpai Hun: What happened to Chen.
Huang Gu Zhitao: What's happening?
Light Sabaek: SOMEONE'S GONNA FOLLOW CHEN IN THE HOSPITAL TONIGHT.. #GoneKillHelloKitty
Huang Gu Zhitao: hospital?
Lu He Lu Kt: So scared.
Pcy Chan D.: SOMEONE'S USING YOUTUBE AGAIN!!! D:
Huang Gu Zhitao: HEY GUYS! I'm listening to a song right now :D
Huang Gu Zhitao: I Like HOTLINE BLING ! ! :D Hey Jongdae. The dance steps is too easy! Let's dance this.. @Jong Day ..
Huang Gu Zhitao: Chen?
Zhang Lay You In My Bed: Guys! This is weird, but, I think I lost my powers. My healing is not working,
Do Kyungsatan: . . .
Bao Xiuminseok :
Pcy Chan D.: uhhh
Huang Gu Zhitao : . .
Oh Senpai Hun: Stop the weed.
Wu Yi Fan: That's it. I'm deleting this post. So DONE.
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