Suho: /does figures in your bathroom/ I. AM. THE. LAST. WATER. BENDER!

Kris: Let's flew to the GALAXXXXYYY~ Come here (Y/N)! Let's ride to the GALAXXXXXYYYY~
You: Kris! Get off with that trash bin!!

Tao: /inside your closet/ I've been here for an hour still I haven't reach NARNIA!!

Luhan: /singing Taylor Swift songs/ I.....AM....NOT... DRUNK!! *hick* come here! Let's sing MANLY SONGS!! YOU'LL BE MY PRINCE AND I'LL BE YOUR PRINCESS....C'MON!! SING WITH ME!!! IT'S A LOVE STTOOOOORY BABY JUST SAY YESSS!!!!! OH THIS SONG! MANLIEST SONG!

Bekhyun: HEYYYYY~ I GOT THESE EYELINERS FROM (Y/n)'s DRAWER!! IT'S REALLY PERFECT! SEE?? DO MY EYES LOOK GOOD AS HELL!??
You: BAEKHYUN! THOSE WEREN'T EYELINERS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY PERMANENT MARKERS!!
/wakes up in regret/

Kyungsoo: *wokes up in the next morning*
You: Oooh. You're awake, you're so drunk last night.
Kyungsoo: No i'm not.
You: If not, then why are you riding Kris back while yelling "TOOTHLESS!! FLY!"

Xiumin: I'M FINE (Y/n)!! I'm not drunk HAHAHA..
You: Okay then go to my room, you can sleep there.
Xiumin: Okaaaaay..
Xiumin: I LOVE YOUR ROOM! SO COLD. YOUR BLANKET IS SO~ COLD ! Haha can you turn the lights off?
You: Xiumin stand up!! And Get off the tub! You just tore my shower curtain!!
Xiumin: your phone's not working (Y/n)! No Signal!
You: that's a soap xiumin.

Chen: /draws red circles at his face/ PIKA......PIKA......CHUUUUUUU!!!
You: stahp. You more look like a dinosaur.

Kai: Gimme my Pap-----*pukes* ---per Bag! My Paper Bag!! *pukes*
/next morning/
Kai: WHO THE HELL PUKES IN MY PAPER BAG!?!!

Chanyeol: /going down with a backpack/You: Where the hell are you going?
Chanyeol: I'm up for the quest..
Chanyeol: I'm gonna find the Eldorado.
You: You're drunk.

Lay: *woke up* is this Baekhyun's Grandma's House?

Sehun:(y/n)
You: yeah?
Sehun: come here. I gotta tell you something.
You: what?
Sehun: i'm serious..
You: okay, okay, what is it.
Sehun: I am Spiderman.
You: You're drunk aren't you?
Sehun: No Mary Jane, I'm not.

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I know it's lame. HAHAHAA. I'm running out of ideas.

-camdorkim