Xiumin: FUCK EVERYONE I'M STARVING! *leaves everyone, runs to Chowking *

(FYI, Chowking is a famous chinese foodchain here in the philippines, they also sell Baozi or Siopao)

Luhan: Ahhh Finally Philippines--

Man: Hi miss. Can I help you with something? ;)

Luhan: *clear throat* I'm a guy dude.

Man: oh

Suho: Is it just me or do I get to be taller here at the Philippines. :D *delighted*

Tao: *running everywhere* KRIS GEGE!!! LOOK AT THIS SCENERY! OMFG! TAKE A PHOTO OF ME HERE--OH SHIT! WHERE'S SUHO HYUNG!! I REALLY NEED HIS BLACK CARD! KRIS GEGE HURRY! GEGE!!! BUY ME THIS BAKYA!! OMG THIS IS SO GREAT!
(Bakya philppines' national shoes)

Kyungsoo: *stared at the Philippine Tarsier*
You really looks so familiar..

Chen: HAHA LOOK! KYUNGSOO'S LONG LOST BROTHER!

Kyungsoo: *stared at Chen*

Exo: Let's pray for Chen's soul.

Kris: It's so Hot in here. . . no. I just make Philippines 'Hot' coz I'm here. B)

Chen: "Pu----tang-----Ina" (Filipino Curse/Expression) What's that?

Troll Phil EXO-Ls: It's I LOVE YOU in Philippines..

Chen: PUTANG INA ! TO YOU ALL TOO!!! :D

Other Filipinos: wtf

Troll Phil EXO-Ls: *faints*

Phili Exo-L's: SUNOOOOG!!! WE LOVE YOU SUNOG!!
(Sunog means burned/burnt, a.k.a DarkSkinned xD)

Kai: *teases all the girls with his winks and smile*

Kai: *whisper* Hyung, what's SUNOG?

Chanyeol: THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE DARA NOONA STARTS TO BECOME A CELEBRITY RIGHT????
*sings Dara's In or Out* IN OR OUT? AM I IN OR OUT---AM I IN OR OUT!?
*LSS'ed*

Lay: *asking for directions* *got lost* What part of Vietnam am I now?
/Lay you're in the Philippines... -_-/

Baekhyun: HEY WASSUP BITCHESSSSS!!! WE'RE BACKKKK!!!! Hey hyung! Can we go first to the mall, I really need to try their eyeliners here! As in NOW!

What's Baekla?

Why do they keep screaming Baekla at me?

('BAEKla' or bakla which means GAY xD)

Sehun: *walks in disguise* I need to checkout the malls if there were some bubble tea in here.. hehe

Falcon-Eyed Exo'L: OMMO IT'S SEHUN! *starts screaming*

Sehun: Shit.

*got chased by Exo-L fans*

Exo-Ls: SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!! BULOOOOOL!!! SEBOOTY!! THEHUUUUNNNN BUMALIK KA DITO!!! (Come back here!)

Sehun: HYUUUNG HEEEEELLLLLP!!!