Suho & Kris: WE ARE

Exo: ONE! ANNYEONG HASSEYO~!! EXO-IMNIDA!!

A/N: AND YOUR AUTHOR~ CAMDORKIM YAAAY!!♥
*standing next to the leaders at the center coz I'm the shortest & their maknae today*

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Suho: Since it's your first time to read this chapter..
*does aegyo* *aegyo failed*
Ahhh.. Sorry. I'm bad at aegyo.
*lowered his head*

Exo: *tapping Suho's back* Atleast you tried...

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Kris: Before anything else. ALL OF THESE ARE SCRIPTED. It's the Author's Fault if he'll ruined my image.

A/N: I'M JUST BASING YOUR REACTIONS ON YOUR PROFILE AND PERSONALITY YOU 6 FOOTER GIANT!!!! WHY YOOOOU!!!

Exo: *pulling A/N away from Ben-ben* Calm down Author.. Calm down.

Kris: Tss.. 

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Xiumin: Please anticipate to read goofy situations or scenarios of us. Buing Buing~

Exo: Awwww.. Fake Maknae strikes again.

A/N: MY HEART!

Exo: AHHH!! A/N FAINTED! CALL THE AMBULANCE!

Xiumin: ( ⊙︿⊙ )

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Luhan: HI THERE! *shakes hand with you* I'M SO GLAD WE MEET HERE!! *laughing*

Exo: COVER HIS FACE!! COVER HIS FACE! It'll ruin his image!

Luhan: I can control my face now guys, so mean guys, youre so mean. (-_-)

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Lay: And you------you----yyyyooou
*whispers*

What is it again guys??

*gave him the script*

Lay: OH! And you should be preparing your Innocent minds coz some chapters might contains some unexpected byuntae super marios..

Exo: SCENARIOS!

Lay: Byuntae SCENARIOS....scenarios.. hehe mianhe.

Jin: Did someone say super mario??

Exo: HOW DID YOU---

Jin: Shit. It's EXO. Ooops wrong Book. Gotta Go.

V: HI OMMA!

Baekhyun: Oh hi Son~

V: ( ಠ_ಠ) why you with Giant Yoda?

Baek: I---can----explain

V: I'm telling dad.

Baekhyun: Shit! TAEHYUNG NO!!
*followed him into the portal*

*portal closed*

Exo: What the hell just happened?

A/N: OKAAAY!! ON TO OUR NEXT SPEAKER~ huh, what do you mean it's Baek's turn..

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Baekhyun: OKAY I'M BACK!!

Exo: HOW DID YOU----

Baekhyun: My son can Teleport he teleported me here/----Ahh Anyways...

*looks at the reader*

OH MY GOD!!! YOURE SO CUTE!! YOURE SO PRETTY! CAN I USE YOU AS MY MAKE UP DUMMY!? PLEASE!! YOURE EYES WILL BE THE PLAY GROUND OF MY EYELINERS!!!!

Exo: *pulling Baekhyun to his seat* YOU'RE SCARING THE READERS!!!

Baekhyun: Ahh Kkaebsong.. Sorry. I'm just carried away. I can't help it youre so----uhh~
*blushed*

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Chen: SPOILER ALERT! The Author got COO-COO.. *whispers* She's CRAZY!! Some chapters were completely nonsense. Just random. I hope you could understand.

A/N: WHAT'S THAT CHEN!?

Chen: Hmmm? I said you're pretty.

A/N: AWWWW~ REALLY!?? ♥

Chen: *awkward smile* Yyyyeah.

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Chanyeol: *reading Exonario in his book* HAHAHHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T *wiping his tears*

Exo: Chany! It's your turn..

Chanyeol: Oh hello! Hahahahah... Wait.. I need to finish reading this..
*left everyone*

Exo: *followed Chany by sight* Didnt expect that..*looks at A/N*

A/N: *smiles* He likes what I wrote. hehe

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Kyungsoo: *making a sign language that says: "DON'T READ THIS SHIT. YOU'LL JUST WASTE OUR TIME. RUN."

Exo: What does it means?

Kyungsoo: I said, "Read this book, this is so fun. Dont forget to vote or comment. Hope you like this." in a sign language.

A/N: Ahhhh~ I thought you're backstabbing me UB. SARANGHE~

(~￣▽￣)~ ♥

Kyungsoo to the reader: *doing a HUSH gesture and smiled soullessly*

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Tao: Hi There.. Can I take you out later? I can see that youre very cute....and Sexy.

Chen: DONT BE FOOLED BY HIS WORDS~

Baekhyun: HE WILL MAKE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON HIM.

Tao: WOW~ Thanks guys. You really helped.

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Kai: *smirks* *bites lower lip & winks* *smiling while wiggling his eyebrows*

Exo: Is he seducing the readers?

Kyungsoo: I think I'm gonna prepare my knife for some flirty people later.
*glares at Reader & Kai*

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Sehun: Hi Nice to meet you. Please forgive my Hyungs, they're just happy to see humans. They're quiet special and needs a lot of mental fullfilment hope you enjoy reading this book and Take care.

Exo: *silenced by Sehun's speech*

A/N: *slow clapping, wiping tears* Most. Normal. Speech. Ever. Gimme high five!

Sehun: Are we done? coz I'm leaving. Bye.

*ignores and pass by A/N, leaves everyone while siping his bubble tea*

#SENPAI#

A/N & Exo: *blinks*

*tumbleweed rolling*

*crows' sound*

*cricket cricket*

*frogs croak*

*dot dot dot*

/silent ending/